1
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[Olim
erat oppidum Brescello. ]

2
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[Hanc fabulam iterum narramus;
semper idem et tamen diversum...

3
00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,371
[…] quia sacerdos Don Camillo
et maior Peppone...

4
00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,291
[... semper diversum est
semper tamen idem...

5
00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,710
[... superbos duces
duarum factionum contrariae. ]

6
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[Brescello, ex iure,
Don Camillo oppidum est. ]

7
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[ex left,
Peppone oppidum est. ]

8
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[Supra visum est
hostes acriter pugnant.

9
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[...]

10
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[et vox conscientiae
semper ultimum verbum habet. ]

11
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[Meministi
annos post bellum?]

12
00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,861
[Deinde Camillo
semper in oppugnatione fuit... ]

13
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[et... et Peppone maiore
qui quasi bulldozer agebat. ]

14
00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:49,081
Illae leves nigrae reptilia in taenia
qui sub crucis praesidio...

15
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Venenum experiri ...
- Jesus, audistin'?

16
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Cur non percutis eos
cum fulgure?

17
00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:59,675
Si percutis aliquem fulmine
ut cognoscant errores eorum...

18
00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:03,303
... Cur moror in cruce?

19
00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,765
Bene! Putamus expectare
donec crucifigant nos?

20
00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,726
Vel potius donec occiderent nos
lepido impetu tormentorum tormentorum ignis?

21
00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,105
Hic in clara luce...

22
00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,774
... modo ne nimium territus est.

23
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Desine!

24
00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,570
Non est negotium tuum.

25
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Hoc solum facere potes quod vis.

26
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- Hic?
- Scilicet.

27
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Haec domus tua est.

28
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nisi
reverendus sacerdos.

29
00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,127
... habet aures suas
derecta pupa!

30
00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,881
Et memineris quod ea quae sunt
nunc homines seducunt...

31
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,466
... eaedem sunt
qui Iesum vendidit!

32
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[In tempore
in quo haec nova fabula incipit...

33
00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,195
[... inter utrumque latus pugnatum est
adhuc geritur. ]

34
00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,114
[Sed stylus longe diversus est. ]

35
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- BUY AUTHENTICUS, INCONSTANTUS
PRODUCTA EX S. S. R. U. -

36
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[Peppone adhuc vicerat. ]

37
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,801
[Sed olim renovatum erat
de vestiario suo...

38
00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,720
[… and his vocabulary.... ]

39
00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,223
[…conabatur efficere
proletaria revolutionis ... ]

40
00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,476
[... circumeundo amictus a
bilinguis iaccam et Homburg. ]

41
00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,733
[Camillo Don non poterat
Dissimulat se... ]

42
00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,985
[... sed, licet adhuc amictus
pallium vetus idem...

43
00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,905
[... se accommodare conatus est
ad nova ludi praecepta. ]

44
00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:49,701
Brixienses cives;
Non sum hic decantare victoriam.

45
00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:54,790
Nam non est Factio Communistica
quae vicit, sed democratia.

46
00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:59,419
nonne forte maxime attonitus?
victoriam democratiam...

47
00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:04,842
... cum opificum factionem obtinet
97% ex sententia, quomodo hie fecit?

48
00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:11,473
79% Er dixi.

49
00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:18,480
Id est, precise esse
septuagesimo septimo .... 78. 3% suffragiorum.

50
00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,777
Sed non sumus hic
loqui figuras odiosis ...

51
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,780
... sed facere
duo magna praeconia...

52
00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:31,618
... quae te exagitent
corvi nigri, qui nidificant...

53
00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,746
... in campanili...
in agris.

54
00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,582
Nunc, cives...

55
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,544
... gratias a duce
Unionis Sovieticae, Khrushchev...

56
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,547
... inaugurator
de Russian kolkhoz...

57
00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:48,468
... optulerunt opifices
nostrae agriculturae cooperantem ...

58
00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,929
Magnifice donum ... .
Dicam quid sit minuto.

59
00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,894
Secundum denuntiatio
etiam gratior erit...

60
00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:01,356
... sed antequam annuntiem,
lets 'prima pars nuntium consummare ...

61
00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:05,068
... ieram a verbis ad res.

62
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,613
Pueri affer!

63
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,760
Vivat agriculturae
cooperativi! Vivat populus!

64
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,575
Contactus non est.

65
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,246
Hoc facit contactum?

66
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,248
Contactus non est.

67
00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:02,876
Quid vis illic 'nullum contactum?
Non potes videre ashboardday scriptor illuminatum?

68
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:05,796
Tu probas.

69
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,149
Preme propero!

70
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,824
Ibi. Id certum.

71
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,912
Quod tractor
aedificatum est ad frigus aeris ...

72
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,080
... Hic nimium calidum est.

73
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:47,379
Oh, noli nugas loqui, abi!

74
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:54,219
Satis est, auferamus.
Hic laborare non possumus, nimis tenebrarum est.

75
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,054
Cape hoc ad garagem meam. Abi, abi!

76
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,480
[Peppone
egregie mechanicus fuit. ]

77
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,191
[Numquam habebat engine
suae curae commissum...

78
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,735
[Collaborare noluerunt…. ]

79
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,236
Hoc tempus...

80
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,406
[... tres noctes non obstante
deprimendo et congregando ... ]

81
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:18,076
[... Peppone non successit
in persuadendo Landini Russici ... ]

82
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,411
[... incipere. ]

83
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,079
Damn...

84
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:34,384
- Estne quis moritur?
- Imo melior figura est quam nos.

85
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,596
- Quis hic ergo moritur?
— Nemo.

86
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,056
PIETATE.

87
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,686
Bene quis erat
stultus qui phoned me?

88
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,647
— Mecum.
- Tu? - Ita.

89
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,649
Quia si hoc
crate non incipit ...

90
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,692
Tu mechanicus es;
Curatus sum.

91
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,819
Scio te esse, ut benedicat!

92
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,406
- Hanc contraptionem benedic? - Ita.
- Me? - Ita. - Quid?

93
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,826
Quia suum engine debet continere
omnia maledicta creationis.

94
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,120
Non benedicam tractor Soviet...

95
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,830
etsi ... moreretur.

96
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,752
Iam iterum incipiam experiar;
sed prius illud, quaeso, benedic.

97
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,630
Vel benedic area, ostium...

98
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,259
... benedicere potes si libet
aperi terram, et deglutiat me.

99
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,804
... sed benedicat aliquid,
aut cor habebo impetum.

100
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,769
Bulla suus 'iens! Eamus...

101
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,356
Age, conscende!

102
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,954
Abi, abi! oppidum circumdedit;
et evigila omnes!

103
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:30,709
Ita! Iam ridens dies
quia non incipiet! Accelerate!

104
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,672
[Don Camillo
Sciendum quod...

105
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,050
[... quondam beneficio dato;
sanctus negligendus esset. ]

106
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:42,554
[Cum Peppone reddiderat
fidem publicam in ... ]

107
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,059
[... in praeclaro munere
socii oppidi Russici ... ]

108
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,937
[... secundo suo fecit
magna denuntiatio. ]

109
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,814
Domine, nimium est!
Me miserum!

110
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,067
Hypocrite!

111
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:59,112
Id quod moliebatur. Ipse vult
ad Gemellas Brescello cum oppido Russico!

112
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,615
Quid intendit facere?
Don Camillo?

113
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,202
Esset quasi...
Postea dicam, Domine.

114
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,747
Nunc mihi percurrendum est.
Super cadaver meum succedent!

115
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,626
Hoc mirabile.

116
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,587
... palpitans,
potens opus instrumentum...

117
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,300
... quod est tractor
nobis operantibus Brescello...

118
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,429
... ab amicis nostris
comes operarum Bresk...

119
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:27,766
— Breskevesk. - Eh?
- Broskevi... Broskevosk.

120
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,435
quid enim dixi? Bene, certe;
Russicum oppidum in Don.

121
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:34,231
Et quid melius ad honorem?
hoc mirabile donum...

122
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,818
... quam idea movens
gemellaria duo oppida et...

123
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:47,661
Quod si haec opinio popularis non est;
indicare nobis oppositio est.

124
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,040
Dic nobis, Attorney Benelli.
Trado in Oppositione.

125
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,048
Decurio Attornatus Benelli.

126
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,467
Posset ... object
ad quod tu, D. Major...

127
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,971
... res in manus tuas trahis
pro omnibus civibus...

128
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,933
... in aliquid quod non
de concilio...

129
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,185
... solum morale
et sensus communis.

130
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,023
Attornatus Benelli poterat etiam
hoc dilemma pone tibi;

131
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,650
... si in calceamento esses...

132
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,153
... ac Generalissimo Franco
dedit nobis...

133
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,113
... taurus doctus ad corrida...

134
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,618
... vel massam crotalum...

135
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,289
... et geminare rogavimus
oppidum nostrum Matritum.

136
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,874
... quid ageres?

137
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,169
In hoc casu
ridemus capita nostra.

138
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,215
Sed omnino non ridemus;
braccas nostrae madefacimus!

139
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,720
A politica risus
debet habere aliquem sensum...

140
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,348
... aliter tantum est
multum strepitus ineptus de nihilo!

141
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,977
Hoc modo licet gemellas proponere
pactum, sed tunc opus est...

142
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,230
... a popularis referendum...

143
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,484
... tunc populus potest decernere
utrum vel non geminari...

144
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,403
... cum nido
plena viperae rubrae!

145
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:18,168
silentium! satis est!

146
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,215
Oppositio propositio
suscipitur!

147
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,679
Qui cum bona memoria tenemus
quod referenda non timemus!

148
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,978
Subscriptiones colligentur
in obsequio legis.

149
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,189
- Videbimus qui vincit! - An the
Quid contra habes aliud dicere?

150
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,734
Egone? Decurio interroga!
Quid mihi cum re publica?

151
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,735
Bene?

152
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:44,945
Consummavi.

153
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,114
Sessionis finita est.

154
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,284
Macte virtute Benelli!
Egregia oratio.

155
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,174
Respicis paulum in eri,
Don Camillo.

156
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,510
Quomodo veni? Ceterum
ideae tuae hoc vespere vicit.

157
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,347
ut acie vici;
non bellum.

158
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,558
Cum plures non receperunt
ad comitia...

159
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,728
Non video quomodo vel quare
amittant referendum.

160
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,440
Si modo aliquid poterat
evertere publicam opinionem...

161
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,442
... et muta
hominum notiones et conscientias.

162
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:27,112
Domine in hac causa.
cur manum non praebes?

163
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:32,284
Ego in gemellis non miscentur.
Omnes vos fratres iam aestimo.

164
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:40,792
Scio, Domine, sed gratus ero
Nam vel parva suggestione.

165
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:43,378
domine!

166
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:44,963
Quis illuc it?

167
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,382
Quis es?
Quid vis?

168
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,803
Rogamus, si possibile est
hic manere hac nocte.

169
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,973
Sed non orci!
Ecclesia est!

170
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,643
Si non potest hic,
alio loco.

171
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,854
Stabulum, horreum.
Ad deversorium ire non possumus.

172
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,982
- Nulla pecunia.
— That not reason.

173
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,986
Ego Sonia, ipse Sacha et alii decem
socii veniant in Italiam.

174
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,906
Inde fugimus. Tu nos adiuva.

175
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,867
Nolumus redire
Unio Sovietica.

176
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,662
- Ad Unionem Sovieticam?
- Ita.

177
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,082
Sic pertinent
ad turmam illam peritorum technicorum...

178
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,334
... quae hic quaestionis est?
- Ita.

179
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:32,928
Id qui sunt, Domine. Nonne vides
Diurna Iovis? Oh, ignosce.

180
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,849
- Recte hic manere potes.
- Gratias tibi, domine.

181
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,893
Nulla nulla. Sola alicuius momenti
Hic illic in cruce est.

182
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,937
- Esurio?
— Ipsum esurientem.

183
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,855
Bene, non dubium est.

184
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,692
Si aliquid problema est
ubi ad te dormies.

185
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,735
Lectulus parvus tenuis est.

186
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,904
- Nupta es?
- Ipse etiam. Me nulla.

187
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,364
Bene non est bonum.

188
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,243
Hic ambo in matrimonio habent
et inter se.

189
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,496
... ad somnum simul
in parvo lecto.

190
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,376
Non loquitur Italice.
Viros et feminas omnes pares dicit.

191
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,628
Aequalis alicui rei.

192
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,382
Nam solent uxores ducere
et feminae solent nubere viros.

193
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,593
Age, hoc modo.
in ibi.

194
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,145
Egregie idea! Gratias tibi ago, iesu.

195
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,440
Noli mihi gratias agere.
Non erat mea idea.

196
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,410
Bene, fruens es
id, filii?

197
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,704
Et id parum justo.

198
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,249
Promitto tibi cenas dignas
of the Arabian Noctes Atticae.

199
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,754
heus! Accinge in, yum yum yum!

200
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,465
Sed non est sic taciturnus!

201
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:58,764
Hic cum discummus, loquimur;
res disserimus, narramus fabulas.

202
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,981
[iam Don Camillo
consilium inierat. ]

203
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,691
[Non tempus terere. ]

204
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,735
[Aprehendentes telephonum
evigilavit... ]

205
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,655
[… membra firmissima
suae factionis. ]

206
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:18,075
[Ipsos eadem nocte arcessit
pro summo gradu colloquium. ]

207
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,037
[Cognito
ea magni nominis inventio...

208
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,831
[... imperatum dedit
quod moveretur...

209
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,501
[… consilium ad facinus
arcanum anti-geminabile telum ... ]

210
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,212
[... Nam finibus augue. ]

211
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,673
Ita publice...

212
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:36,885
... in praediis excipi debent
sicut duo periti technici Gallici...

213
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,638
... qui regiones visitas
ad inquisitionem. Estne clarum?

214
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:43,392
Tres praedia in die visitare potuerunt.
A prandium sharecropper ...

215
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:46,937
... tenens pro prandio
et terrestris dominus ad prandium.

216
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,313
]

217
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,732
[... in Cavalier Benelli's famous
biscocto officinam esse. ]

218
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:53,360
[Libum conditum Xrhas, gingerbread;
anesum tortulas, millefeuilles... ]

219
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,611
[dulcia confusa ... ;
eget...

220
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,406
Apud Stalingrad
Mures assantes comedi.

221
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:02,369
Et vespertiliones. Luxuriae magnae, noctuae.
Viginti rubles singulis constant.

222
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:06,456
[Tunc cœperunt habere prandia
domos agricolarum et colonorum. ]

223
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:09,418
[Ham ex Langhirano, ravioli .
in sorbitione, turca, avicula.

224
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,713
[... mixta cocta, Grana caseus;
liba varia, Lambrusco vinum... ]

225
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,465
[ ... ]
Atrox supplicium.

226
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,051
Nazis erant rudi
comparati ruthenis.

227
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,804
Illum vide!

228
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,681
Ungues scidit!

229
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,435
Quia saltavi torquent...

230
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,354
... duos digitos meos praeciderunt: Zap!

231
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:33,483
[Haec prandia opus
effectus habere coepit. ]

232
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,904
Verum est duas familias vivere
in una camera?

233
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,280
Ubi habito ibi sumus XVIII.

234
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,825
Impossibilia omnia dormiunt.
Singulis horis duabus vicibus accipimus.

235
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,661
Sex somnos;
alii extra in gradibus.

236
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,079
Infelix populus!

237
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:50,959
Vincimus spatium. Ita, sed
Quid pretium facere Russian matres reddere?

238
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:55,130
Fortissimum eligere haedos
et eas ut astronautas instituant.

239
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:59,968
Cum haedos tantum octo annos
equis circum- ponunt laeti.

240
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,386
Oh, nice!

241
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,932
Ita, sed vertit
ad 4, 000 chiliometrorum horae.

242
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:09,811
Multi non parva corda supersunt.
Bang! Explode!

243
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,070
- Duce!
- Eh? - Duce!

244
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,157
— Oh primum signaturarum rotundum.
- Ita, sed non subscribens.

245
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,868
- Cur non subscribens? - Illi
Nolo Russia geminari.

246
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,538
Quid vis non vis
geminari? Quid ais?

247
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,916
Hic vide. Omnes mane weve 'non obtinuit
50 subscriptiones ex CCC...

248
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,293
... comprehendo
mater mea et uxor mea ...

249
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:34,920
... aliter dixi eis
ut a me velis accipere.

250
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,714
— Quid de Bigio?
— Idem iterum.

251
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:41,218
Sed ne is quidem obtinuit
uxoris subscriptione. Ipsa verberavit eum.

252
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,513
- Respice. - Cur non subscribens?
Propter Pete! Quid dicunt?

253
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,848
Nihil.
Iustus impulit ostium in faciem meam.

254
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,976
Estne aliquid arcanum
de his omnibus.

255
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,229
[Sed hoc arcanum manebat quod
quamvis fugientium fabulae...

256
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,857
[... concitaverat
horror et indignatio...

257
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,859
[…eorum hominum condicio
movisset omnes...

258
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,944
[... et nullus habuit
animo referre. ]

259
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,946
[Peppone desperans... ]

260
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,407
[et in fine.
quis miseretur eius. ]

261
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,033
Scio cur non subscribens.

262
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:08,912
Sed primum iura mihi non pones
digitum alicujus. Iura igitur!

263
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,080
Ita iuro!

264
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:17,129
Unum momentum! uenio.

265
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,506
Oh! D. Major!

266
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,343
Me paenitet si te exspectat,
sed mox cubitum ire.

267
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,388
Cogitavi vir colligendis
subscriptionibus ad referendum.

268
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,183
Ne dicas intrastis
molestias veniendi personaliter.

269
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:30,893
- Ubi sunt?
- OMS?

270
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,686
- Ubi sunt?
- Sed quisnam?

271
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,730
— Duo Ruteni.
- Russi hic non sunt.

272
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,649
— Possent esse duo Gallici.
- Gallice quidem! Novi omnia!

273
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:38,984
Ubi eos abscondis?

274
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:42,905
In qua facultate scire vis?
Maior, commilito...

275
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,325
... vel comes maior
quis delusus est?

276
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,244
Sicut publica publica cuius officium est
ut servetur lex.

277
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:52,414
Suscipis duo externi
sine diplomatibus. Scelus est!

278
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:57,085
Tradere eos, illic 'bonus homo
an ego scandalum faciam?

279
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:02,049
Non faciam tale.
Sed curiositate...

280
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:05,135
... quid vis cum illis facere?

281
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,596
Eos Legati Russici!

282
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,932
Redi eos
dominis suis legitimis !

283
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:13,310
Quisque homo est
unus solus dominus: ipse!

284
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:13,977
Sed...

285
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,270
Sonia!

286
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,439
Sacha!

287
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:20,651
exi!

288
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:24,613
constituent quid velint.

289
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:29,868
— Suspectum hunc hominem .. .
- Audimus omnia.

290
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:36,708
quid dixerunt?

291
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,504
Quam redire
ad illud infernum in Russia, he... crepitus!

292
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,089
- Da!
— Me quoque.

293
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:45,634
Pudeat vos ipsos.
Russia non est infernum!

294
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,971
Est, inquam, magna patria tua!

295
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,849
Vos should sentire superbus
ad ipsum pharus pertinere.

296
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,228
quae humanitatis ... praelucet;
qui mundum regit, quem... Eh?

297
00:23:56,728 --> 00:24:00,065
Nihil. Majoris, Mr.
hic es in domo sacerdotis ...

298
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:04,403
et in terra ecclesie
politica propaganda non permittitur!

299
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:08,240
Haec duo lucratus es
pro temetipso augue politica!

300
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,867
Oh, quam ob rem tam iratus es!

301
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,578
Et nunc vis ut educas eum
de his miseris innocentibus iuvenibus!

302
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,872
Vis
in his malis, proditores transfuga!

303
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:18,041
Missionis peractae, Dominus Major.
Id explicant.

304
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,627
Optume! Nunc Eo
nuntiare ad magistratus ...

305
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,504
... et omnibus valete!
- Optime idea!

306
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:24,548
- Macte Domino Majori.
- Gratias tibi ago.

307
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,718
Nunc asylum petendum est
ut exules politici ...

308
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:31,096
... et videbimus quis proderit
maxime ab hoc scandalo.

309
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:35,100
Immo noli vexare.
Nunc ego ipse nunc referam!

310
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:41,440
Minime! Minime! Non illo!
Quaeso, non potest!

311
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,484
Quare? Est optimum factu.
Tu nihil sic periclitetur.

312
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,069
Minime! Recte ante dicis.

313
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,405
Hoc modo causa nostra effugium
nimium scandalum Russiae ...

314
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,823
... et Russia vindictam quaerunt.

315
00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:54,828
Familiae nostrae famem transtulit;
mori! Non pereamus!

316
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:58,582
Quisquilia! usitata contumelia!
Non credo!

317
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:03,295
Nescis.
In Russia non fuistis, nos etiam.

318
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:08,967
Licuit, revertimur. Nos somniamus
dies isti mirabilis...

319
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,553
Multis ... generis, dilectissimi homines.

320
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,640
Mira consilia nostra.

321
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,060
Ire Genuam
ad magnanimum sacerdotem amicum tuum.

322
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:22,105
Laborare;
ad colligendam pecuniam pro tessera...

323
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:27,027
Omnes declinaverunt. Nimis mirum.
Somnium abiit. Animus numquam.

324
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,946
Regredimur ibi...

325
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:30,864
vespertiliones... edere.

326
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,576
Melius clavos capiunt
quam familiae nostrae s.

327
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,747
Unam tandem gratiam rogamus domine.

328
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:40,415
Dic mihi!

329
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:43,585
Libera nocte dormiamus ...

330
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,504
... in libera patria.

331
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,634
Iurare in evangelio
ne tu quidem eos elabi.

332
00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,010
iuro.

333
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:57,516
Necnon, quia domus
a meis cingitur.

334
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,770
Circum oppidum posui stationes.
Ubique sunt.

335
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:04,022
Nunc ergo...
Veniam...

336
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:09,111
Veniam eis
cras mane ante octavam.

337
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,488
Dasvidanya.

338
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,448
Satyricon...

339
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:14,616
... Comes Berija!

340
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,501
Quid ei dixisti?

341
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,796
Quod cras iuras
ad Rutenos reducti sumus.

342
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:38,807
Domine tamen quid iuramentum?
Verbum solum est.

343
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:42,853
Et quid est verbum comparatum?
duabus animantibus?

344
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:46,398
nescio si scis
sed subterraneo subterraneo est...

345
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:49,234
Qui incipit sub crypta ...
et exeat...

346
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:51,486
Damnatio,
festinate!

347
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,947
Dic se suas res,
eamus!

348
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:54,781
Nunc?

349
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:57,075
Sed non putares venire
ad VIII horam, comes?

350
00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,078
Sodalis putabatur
ut ad VIII veniam, sed nunc hic sum.

351
00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:01,163
Et quid interrogo?

352
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:04,541
Quia jurasti
ne effugerent, sed ne!

353
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,586
Nescio si hoc scis
sed sub crypta...

354
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,088
... est cuniculum quod ducit
aggere.

355
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,965
Bene, ibi stabo
cum curru!

356
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,634
Gratias tibi ago, Domine.
Exspecta!

357
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:17,095
- Et ubi fers ea?
- Ad comitatum Genuae, dammit!

358
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,973
Nonne ubi illa duo
infelix animas ire volebant?

359
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:23,518
Et quomodo explicabis
quae hominibus tuis cras mane?

360
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:26,563
Dabo eis lectionem
non obliviscar.

361
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,817
Docebo eos ut homines evadant
rectum in naso suo ...

362
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,486
sacerdotes... et fide.

363
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:36,323
- Tovarisc!
- Gratias tibi, domine, gratias!

364
00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:39,076
Gratias tibi ago pro qua!
Noli mihi gratias agere!

365
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,037
Ac nominatim ;
non audes indicare mihi...

366
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,874
plus de mendaciis tuis damnatis
de Russia!

367
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,418
Volo credere in eo permanere!

368
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,213
[Don Camillo
gratias agentes bono Domino ... .

369
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,882
[... pro dato
talem virum prudentem adversarium. ]

370
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:57,386
[Postero die praetextu
in oppidum compulit. ]

371
00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,763
Noluit certe.

372
00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:02,766
[... esse in urbe
cum Peppone nuntiatum... ]

373
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:05,394
[... eventum referendum
et ruina eius. ]

374
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:10,107
[In meridiem redit, quando
sibi omnia fore. ]

375
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,751
Venerabiles mei, Reverend.

376
00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:32,504
Subscriptio tua una tantum deest;
si petitioni nostrae subscribere velis.

377
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:35,257
Si potes invenire usquam ut put
subscriptio tua.

378
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,509
- Quia, ut vides...
- Eh?

379
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,603
Attornatus Benelli?
Et Rosa Carbone?

380
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:51,273
Libenter perse, Reverende!
Hic est subscriptio tua verger.

381
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,774
Fieri non potest, fictum esse oportet.

382
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,611
Subscriptiones
authenticae sunt: Rmi.

383
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,573
Tantum multum
cum ipsa McCoy, scis.

384
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:02,451
Tu? Quid narras?

385
00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:05,829
Sed fortasse reverend
nuntium non audiverunt!

386
00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:08,290
Fortasse non vidistis
Hodiernae diurna adhuc?

387
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,126
- Hic, aspice hoc.
- Non, non!

388
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:14,880
Diurna pars est.
Reverendus ne credas.

389
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,799
Ostendamus ei
acta diurna, hic sumus.

390
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:20,469
Ut videre potes, videtur
ut veritatem distorqueas.

391
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:27,643
Tuum Russian fugientes esse unum
Coretti Adolfo a Busto Arsizio...

392
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:32,147
... et Andreini Giuliana
apud Carate Brianza.

393
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:40,697
... destituta et exacerbata.

394
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,741
sed falli stultitiam tuam.

395
00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:45,869
Quid? Quia illa duo
Ruteni fakes esse probare ...

396
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:49,414
vis ... in arma insilire
diram patriam Russia?

397
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,293
Traditus est amicus meus optimus...

398
00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:56,296
... qui signati sunt
quasi fasciculum stultorum stipitibus.

399
00:29:57,172 --> 00:30:01,343
Et volo scire, qui incepit
rumorem compendio coniugum.

400
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:05,264
Nisi quod homo habet in animo
sic mihi os, id faciant !

401
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:08,183
Verbum meum do vobis;
Dentes frangam!

402
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:09,977
Ignosce Domine.

403
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,481
quam ob rem;
mi parochiani...

404
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,943
Tuum humilem pastorem..
gulam amiserit.

405
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:22,197
Per tres dies ne comedatur
frustum panis...

406
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,993
... et suus decrevit
ieiunare.

407
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:29,788
Quia solus via ad sinistram
pro eo reclamare...

408
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:33,375
Turpis sacrilegium
pro quo omnes author es.

409
00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:36,044
famem percutiens... est.

410
00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:39,172
Iocari debet!

411
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,551
qui numquam famem percutere potuit!

412
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:46,555
- Quis serio tulerit?
- Nemo cum illo.

413
00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:48,724
Mane, quid scis?

414
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:51,768
Pro capulus, devorat
sartagine minestrone pro ientaculo!

415
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:57,024
Si per quattuor horas retinet eam,
significat eum falli debere!

416
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:00,027
e contra Don Camillo
id gravissime capiebat. ]

417
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,654
[Advocaverat notarium
officiales sigilla ponere ... ]

418
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:05,741
[... in foribus laxioris;
cellarium ac amet. ]

419
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,619
Visne sisto,
Dominus Major?

420
00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:11,205
Non, ego
gravioribus rebus attendere.

421
00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:20,923
- Possumne eam claudere?
— Uno momento.

422
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,552
Nunc claudere potes.

423
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:30,682
[noluit audire aliquem;
ne amicis quidem fidelissimis. ]

424
00:31:30,766 --> 00:31:32,351
[Constituit ieiunare
quam diu cepit... ]

425
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:34,770
[...ne infaustum
gemellas consilium inde intellexit. ]

426
00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,481
[Ipse contulerit
in medio triclinii...

427
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:39,191
[... et suscepit
permanens in monasterio. ]

428
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:42,778
[Oppidum in eo posset reprehendo
per fenestram apertam .

429
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:45,572
[... ac si in perpetua ostentatione esset
in tabernam-fenestra XXIV horas die. ]

430
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:50,244
[Vivens et moriens admonitio
pro conscientia parochianorum suorum. ]

431
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:53,789
heus! Et ibimus et peek
ad fakir Burma?

432
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:55,791
Non non, dat
nimis eum delectant!

433
00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:58,335
- Immo hoc satis est!
- Noli ei satisfacere!

434
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:08,136
Serva eam, Gandhi!
Serva eam, de tuo es!

435
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,850
[Et Don Camillo servavit eam
iuxta praecepta. ]

436
00:32:12,975 --> 00:32:15,644
Medicus sub vigilantia erat, sicut
multi e praedecessoribus suis ... ]

437
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,356
[... qui convenerant
ad hujusmodi viscera protestatio ordinatur. ]

438
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:21,441
[Quotidie, meridie... ]

439
00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:24,069
[... verger confixus
the bulletin medical. ]

440
00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,782
Nunc ergo sanguinem pressura: 85-110.

441
00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,159
Iterum descenderunt.

442
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,247
— Ipsius quoque pulsus tardior.
- Et quid suus temperatus hodie?

443
00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:39,251
35. 7 .
Fere idem quod heri.

444
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:43,088
Pondus: 89. 2 kg.

445
00:33:00,522 --> 00:33:06,278
Domine, exaudi clamorem fuscinum;
twitter sicut aviculas!

446
00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:10,949
Lentus est, Iesus.

447
00:33:12,534 --> 00:33:13,577
Sed quid ego narro?

448
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:17,247
Tu melius nosti quam ego...

449
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:19,708
Fuisti... per eum.

450
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:24,713
ieiunasti
quadraginta diebus in eremo.

451
00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:27,758
Sed quomodo fecisti?

452
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,553
Solus sum...

453
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:35,474
... ad diem quartum
et iam.

454
00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:43,857
Domine, et tu passus es
ab hallucinationibus?

455
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,735
For example, vidistis...

456
00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:51,323
... Etiam porta porta!
Cannellone similis est!

457
00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:55,911
Cannellone ingens,
saginati cannellone.

458
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,709
Cur non respondes?

459
00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,879
Cur mihi iam non loqueris?

460
00:34:09,258 --> 00:34:11,718
Fortasse est me
qui te amplius audire non potest.

461
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:15,264
Sciendum est.

462
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:18,892
Nimis infirmus sum.

463
00:34:42,124 --> 00:34:43,041
Don Camillo!

464
00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:46,837
Don Camillo!

465
00:34:53,468 --> 00:34:56,221
Don Camillo, potes me audire
an iam in inferno es?

466
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,016
Nondum.

467
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,768
Medicus dicit,
cum constitutione mea possum...

468
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:04,229
Hoc usque in aliam hebdomadam... custodi.

469
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,025
Ita, si participare cupis
in vigilia ante funus...

470
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,235
Revertemur... in sabbato.
— Haud.

471
00:35:10,986 --> 00:35:12,613
Ego hinc non movere...

472
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:16,241
... donec mihi persuasum est
tu desine haec omnia tomfoolery!

473
00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:22,247
Non cognoscis
Tota urbs te ridet?

474
00:35:22,331 --> 00:35:24,750
At ego animadverto quod
et destiti...

475
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,001
... ridet.

476
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:29,213
Don Camillus,
quousque cognouimus?

477
00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:31,840
- Oh! Longe nimis.
- Non, hoc verum non est.

478
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:34,968
Amicum ignorare non potes...

479
00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:39,306
... vetus amicus qul
tentare te ad vitam...

480
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:42,184
... admonere
omnium temporum bona una habuimus.

481
00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:44,770
Anni nostrae iuventutis!

482
00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:47,898
Meministi quomodo in bello;
iuncta parte pugnavimus ...

483
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:51,235
... in montes, pro libero?

484
00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:56,240
Et illi ravioli
edimus ex Battiglia ...

485
00:35:56,448 --> 00:36:00,160
mollis..., delicate ;
roranti liquefacto parmesan caseo?

486
00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:02,955
Recordarisne, annon?

487
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:06,542
Vos finita cum adipe
toto mento.

488
00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:08,335
Me miserum!

489
00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:12,422
et pullum illum de Bergassis
cocta in vase fictili ...

490
00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:15,592
secundum pauperes ...
Recipe Desolina!

491
00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,261
Vade, satana!

492
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:22,140
Meministine miri odoris
quando vas fictile apertum fregisti?

493
00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:26,937
Sicut cogitatio facit
os tuum aqua! Annon?

494
00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:29,022
Non, non!
Ne leviter quidem!

495
00:36:29,231 --> 00:36:30,691
Me sic facit.

496
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,943
Nam dum sumus in re...

497
00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:35,904
Non sapis si indulgeo, an tu?

498
00:36:38,115 --> 00:36:41,201
Miror quid uxor mea
in eis? Videamus.

499
00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:45,455
O bona, duo amabilia tomacula assata!

500
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:48,417
Et adhuc calent!

501
00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,628
Yum, quam miseret tui...

502
00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,256
- Sicut olfacies!
- Homicida!

503
00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:57,342
Age nunc, ne exaggeremus!
Tu licet olere cibum. Ecce!

504
00:36:57,426 --> 00:36:59,177
Mea uxor foliis lauro fricat ...

505
00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:00,846
- Abi hinc!
... et in ultimo mom...

506
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:02,181
Abi hinc!

507
00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:05,017
Et tolle
tomacula tua damnata tecum!

508
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,645
Pressura sanguinis mei sitis 55 ;
Pulsus meus solum potest esse XXXII...

509
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:11,648
... sed adhuc habeo vires
ad stimulum calcitrare te...

510
00:37:11,857 --> 00:37:13,609
... etiam si in conatu moriar!

511
00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:15,652
Gratias Deo quod stare non potes...

512
00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:18,447
... et quocumque modo vis mori,
insanus sacerdos senex!

513
00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,618
Dominus.

514
00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:25,829
... quid fit mihi?

515
00:37:26,872 --> 00:37:28,332
Morior sum?

516
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,503
Non timeo mori, sed...

517
00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,131
Non es moriturus;
Don Camillo.

518
00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,926
Vos iustus sentio aliquantulus defecerunt.

519
00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:40,844
SIC, Dómine.

520
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:47,643
Nunc te rursus audire possum
Iam melius sentio.

521
00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:50,646
Sed ante cur non respondes...

522
00:37:51,063 --> 00:37:53,815
Tuus pauper Don Camillo
cum te rogaret?

523
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:57,486
Quia non audiunt
Don Camillo vox...

524
00:37:57,736 --> 00:38:00,155
tantum ... vox superbiae.

525
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,324
superbia mea?

526
00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:06,370
Ita ut paroeciam meam dimittam putes...

527
00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:09,081
... facti sunt
cum terra iniquum?

528
00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:13,544
Non est pulvisculus
in universum...

529
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:15,754
... ubi Deus non adest.

530
00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:19,174
Domine, dimitte me
si te offendi.

531
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:25,180
... et pauca dicam de consolatione
ad humilem servum tuum...

532
00:38:26,557 --> 00:38:27,849
... qui fame pereo.

533
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,687
Dicam tria verba consolationis;
Don Camillo... cena tua fruere!

534
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,773
Quid? Uteris coena?

535
00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,318
Itane dicis, Domine?

536
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:44,908
Putas me edam
pultem?

537
00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:47,578
Gratias tibi ago, Domine.

538
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:21,570
[Camillo Don satis habuit cibum
in domo sua ad septimanam duraturam. ]

539
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:22,696
[Omnes in tribus horis illud devoravit. ]

540
00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:26,909
[Orfit IX, 15 p. m.
Perfecitque ante 12: 10. a. m. ]

541
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:41,423
[Ad 12, 45 a. m.
Nobilissimae charitatis venerunt. ]

542
00:40:57,708 --> 00:40:59,751
Tene illum!

543
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,170
Coepi!

544
00:41:14,558 --> 00:41:15,934
Hoc satis est. Nunc adipiscing.

545
00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:32,367
Nunc in bibendum enim. Effundam aliquo
Lambrusco in infundibulum id est!

546
00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:44,713
Nunc, pressura sanguinis: 200-240.

547
00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:51,220
Cicer CI.
siccus 42. 1 .

548
00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:54,306
Bulla, quid si nunc mortuus decidit?
cruditate?

549
00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:57,226
Sit ei. Refert
ad publicam opinionem...

550
00:41:57,351 --> 00:41:59,144
... is qui fame non moritur.

551
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:01,063
[Sed Camillo,
Oves Domini ... ]

552
00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:03,899
[... stomachum habebat rhinocerotis
vixitque ut fabularetur. ]

553
00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:06,610
[Valitudo eius erat
nihil nisi blanda ....

554
00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,696
[... quia malam fortunam
qui eum sequebantur...

555
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,616
[… secutum est
by more malo fortuna...

556
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,786
[prorsus
diuersi generis... ]

557
00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:19,540
[... sed non minus furit
pro omnibus q. ]

558
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,419
[Convictus est Don Camillo... ]

559
00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:27,548
[... ut diripiat
post domum sacerdotis...

560
00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:31,093
[ Aliquam erat justo
a parte maioris .. .

561
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:33,554
[... in coepta continua
nuces eicere. ]

562
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:37,015
Peppone legatio
et in diebus X relinquere.

563
00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,893
Videtur quod Russian oppidum facit
magni parati ad eos recipiendos.

564
00:42:39,977 --> 00:42:40,811
quot properas?

565
00:42:40,936 --> 00:42:43,605
De suffraganeis consuetis Rubri;
Brusco, Bigio et Smilzo.

566
00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:46,650
Et omnes cum aerariis pecunia!

567
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,027
Et tu de oppositione;
ibi sedetis nihil dicens.

568
00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:50,445
Os nostrum dixerunt nobis claudere.

569
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,614
Factio solvet pro eo!
Quid dicam?

570
00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:54,116
Oppidum Consilium non habet
ut ex una furca lyra.

571
00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:56,034
Non possum iustus imaginari in whoppers
narrabo illi cum redire...

572
00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,703
... et nemo poterit
contraire eos!

573
00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746
Oh, dimitte.

574
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:03,083
Hoc te finire
huic strepitu inferni!

575
00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:06,295
[At, cum aspexit
rem diligentius...

576
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:09,756
[... habebat, fateri, for quondam,
maiorem se dimisisset. ]

577
00:43:09,882 --> 00:43:11,925
[Peppone aliud objectum habuit. ]

578
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,138
[Femininum objectum, to be precise. ]

579
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:20,726
[De cerebro molaris Don Camillo
laeduntur in agendo. ]

580
00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,269
[Exinde Peppone... ]

581
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:25,314
[…] sub custodia tenebatur
circa horologium. ]

582
00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:34,031
[Don Camillo
a vendetta parabat... ]

583
00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:36,825
[... quod pulchre redderet ei
pro clade accepta. ]

584
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,995
[In momento ad percutiendum pervenit ad duos
nona nox, nulla luna. ]

585
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,372
[Omnes Brixienses obdormierunt;
exceptis tribus hominibus. ]

586
00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:45,876
[Infeliciter pro Peppone,
unus e tribus fuit Don Camillo. ]

587
00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:49,963
Quam longam habes vitam!

588
00:43:50,088 --> 00:43:52,090
Tu quid legas?
in amore meo versus?

589
00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:55,177
Oh, ecce!
Interestingly iter!

590
00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:07,189
- Gratias tibi ago.
- Minime!

591
00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:17,574
Bibe hic ubi reliqui lipstick
in speculo. Omnes in uno. Optamus!

592
00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:43,559
Majorem Peppone in telephono!

593
00:44:44,518 --> 00:44:45,394
Ad telephonium?

594
00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:47,980
D. Majorem voluntatem veni
in telephono?

595
00:44:49,606 --> 00:44:51,275
Non usus conetur exire!

596
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,777
Ostia ac fenestrae obserantur!

597
00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:56,822
Serpens!

598
00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:59,616
Ita!
Serpens peccati originalis!

599
00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:03,537
Peppone, si vis communicare
mecum, fistulam demittite!

600
00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:07,124
Don Camillus,
quid vis infernum?

601
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:10,335
Ego meum agmen ad comitatum iunxi.

602
00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:11,920
Nunc vado ad remulco te in domum suam ...

603
00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:16,216
... parcum in atrio
et uxor tua te emittat foras.

604
00:45:17,134 --> 00:45:20,762
- Minime! Meam licentiam auferent!
- Non vult, iocatur!

605
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:30,439
Don Camillo, paratus sum
adferens. Quid vis?

606
00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:35,027
Non multum, parum.

607
00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,821
Volo te accipere
me apud te in Russia.

608
00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:42,868
Peppone, mortuus es?

609
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,411
Ad Russiam?

610
00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,997
Sed abstinuisti trucem insanum?

611
00:45:47,247 --> 00:45:49,750
Abeamus ergo.
Finis tradendi.

612
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,501
Adiuva! Desine!

613
00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:57,549
Quid habes in illo cerebro?
Quomodo possum sacerdos in Russia accipere?

614
00:45:57,841 --> 00:45:59,259
Togatam vestem induam.

615
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:01,386
Ne cures, nemo me cognoscet.

616
00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,722
Sed Brusco et alii socii
ibi erit.

617
00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:05,307
Ah obiectio regnata.

618
00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:09,186
Si Karolum Marx credunt,
nihil credent.

619
00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:10,520
Quid de documentis?

620
00:46:10,604 --> 00:46:11,772
Fakes faxo feci.

621
00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:14,942
Vere bona;
Diploma, visa.

622
00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:17,236
Etiam card Factio communistica.

623
00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:20,113
Comes ero Camillo Tarocci.

624
00:46:21,114 --> 00:46:24,451
- Ubi sumus?
- Centum metra e domo tua!

625
00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:28,372
Desine! Desine! Accipio.
Licuit, do in! Desine!

626
00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:31,166
Ignave!

627
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:33,335
Licuit,
faciamus contractus officialis.

628
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:35,754
Hanc declarationem tibi subscribere debes...

629
00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:38,549
... in quo agnoscis
et confirmo...

630
00:46:38,632 --> 00:46:41,885
... quod clandestino interfuisti
occurrens nocte...

631
00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:43,804
... cum quadam domina nomine Irma.

632
00:46:44,137 --> 00:46:46,557
Documentum non perveniet
per expressum congreg.

633
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,476
Please sign and send it back.

634
00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:57,776
Sed quid agis?
Molestiam me feres!

635
00:46:57,901 --> 00:47:00,028
Redde mihi calamum, stulte!

636
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:08,996
Ego te dimittam!

637
00:47:18,422 --> 00:47:21,800
Si me interroges, si Carolus Marx ita dixerit;
Hoc tamen credo.

638
00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:25,095
Praesent quis magna purus.

639
00:47:25,345 --> 00:47:27,890
— Duo puncta. — Nasum inhaero in eo;
sicut cum felibus facis.

640
00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,892
Sed vide,
eum in Russiam ducere potuimus.

641
00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:32,269
... reciperet in parietem
et tunc dicunt:

642
00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:35,731
Reverende, nunc ostendimus
tu nostrum infernum...

643
00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:38,650
"... quare non ostendis nobis caelum tuum?"

644
00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:42,070
Nimirum nos privamus
fortissimi telum : Lies.

645
00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:44,114
Sed quis est exitus?
visa sacerdoti?

646
00:47:44,531 --> 00:47:47,284
Non sacerdoti, sed.
Tu, Brusco, consentis?

647
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:50,579
Bene, idea bona est;
sed tam callidus non accipiet.

648
00:47:50,704 --> 00:47:53,373
Te non vere putes illum assentiri
in Russia nobiscum venire putatis?

649
00:47:53,457 --> 00:47:55,500
Nolo utique!
Quomodo ei persuadebis?

650
00:47:55,626 --> 00:47:57,878
Utique, non erit facile.

651
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:09,181
dominus,
ultimus cratem traiecit.

652
00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:11,850
Episcopus me misit
valetudinis certificatorium.

653
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:12,893
cras abeo.

654
00:48:17,147 --> 00:48:19,066
Non est quod dicas mihi, Domine?

655
00:48:19,316 --> 00:48:23,529
Quid exspectas ut dicam?
Bonum iter, comes Don Camillo.

656
00:48:34,081 --> 00:48:36,458
- Ignosce, ubi sunt foricas?
— Retro ibi. - Gratias tibi ago.

657
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,293
A Cinzano, quaeso.

658
00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:57,104
Domine, non est tuum.
ordinavit reverendus dominus .

659
00:48:57,187 --> 00:48:58,647
Sanitatem bibam tunc.

660
00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,444
meae... et.

661
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,788
Non puto venturum.
Forsitan ille animum mutavit.

662
00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:16,707
Id quod dixi.

663
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,085
- Hic venit.
- Immo! — Nunquam sapiunt.

664
00:49:20,711 --> 00:49:22,880
Nonne putas?
Train desidero, bulla?

665
00:49:22,963 --> 00:49:25,340
- Non, sed speravi posses.
- Ego non bene.

666
00:49:28,385 --> 00:49:30,888
Quid geris?
Adhuc vide ut sacerdos.

667
00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:32,306
Im 'supponitur vestiri
comes, comes, comrade.

668
00:49:32,389 --> 00:49:34,349
Desine ludere maccus.
Non solum iter sumus.

669
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,727
Mitescere, bulla. Mitescere!

670
00:49:37,311 --> 00:49:39,813
- Nunc vide, moneo te, mores optimos.
— Age, apud te impetra.

671
00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:41,690
Non soli sumus,
Ex Roma veniens ibi guy est.

672
00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:43,066
Et quis est ille?

673
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:45,903
Vir quidam Scamoggia vocatur;
a factione missi comitari.

674
00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:48,197
Oh, video.
Aliquis qui Russian loquitur, annon?

675
00:49:48,322 --> 00:49:50,532
- Imo, Latine non loquitur.
- O non utique. Non cogitabam.

676
00:49:50,657 --> 00:49:53,785
Non habet intelligere quid
Russi dicunt solum quod dicimus.

677
00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:55,204
Prorsus!
Diurnarius est. Habet...

678
00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:58,081
... ad integram relationem ordinare
iter et gemella concordia.

679
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:02,002
- Illic est!
- Ubi? Ibi est! Scamoggia!

680
00:50:06,507 --> 00:50:07,966
Vale, deliciae. Vale.

681
00:50:08,926 --> 00:50:13,305
Age! Deterior es quam anteater!
Quid in terra vident mulieres in te?

682
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,643
Aspice lipstick!

683
00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:22,606
Absterge eum!
Scamoggia, Don ut introducam ...

684
00:50:23,607 --> 00:50:25,901
Donizetti.
Comes Caietanus Donizetti.

685
00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:28,862
Donizetti? Ita nomen erat
equi! Nomen meum Tarocci.

686
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,366
- Vereor ne nomina bona ...
- Laetus est in occursum tibi, commilito.

687
00:50:32,783 --> 00:50:34,326
— Voluptas mea est.
- Ignosce, heu!

688
00:50:34,535 --> 00:50:37,746
Audi, sed heri noluisti
dic uxorem tuam etiam hic fore!

689
00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:39,873
Cur nos non introduxisti?

690
00:50:39,957 --> 00:50:42,125
Quia heri
Ego illam ne quidem novi!

691
00:50:43,961 --> 00:50:45,754
Bene tibi, comes, prodest.

692
00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:48,674
Ut aiunt,
parti gaudens servite!

693
00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:50,592
Absolute!

694
00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,562
Heus comes Tarocci;
verbum possum habere vobiscum?

695
00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:03,355
- Quis me?
- Ita, tu!

696
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:06,650
Momento huc veni.
Ignosce!

697
00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:13,365
Ibi duae puellae germanicae sunt;
mater et filia. Eamus!

698
00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:15,909
No. Quid me rogas?
Quaere alium!

699
00:51:15,993 --> 00:51:18,370
- Reliqui omnes sedentes
illic velut pisces mortui. - Sic sum!

700
00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:20,789
Hem, non es Adonis;
sed cum aliis.

701
00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:23,292
At tu certe bellus es;
libidinosum oculum habes.

702
00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:26,211
Tu ad matrem
Et filiam habebo. Age porro.

703
00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:41,685
Sacerdotes damnati!

704
00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:45,147
Sola bona res de hoc itinere
hoc est, paucis saltem diebus...

705
00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:48,525
... unum sacerdotem non videbimus!
— Nescis.

706
00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:51,320
In Fontes iuris Germanici antiqui
ibi libertas cultus.

707
00:51:51,612 --> 00:51:53,405
Quid narras?
Numquid et ibi sunt sacerdotes?

708
00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:56,450
Tunc oportet quod sit impossibile
ad tollendam hanc foedam speciem, ch?

709
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:59,912
Eh, proh dolor!
si adhuc sacerdotes ibi sunt.

710
00:52:00,037 --> 00:52:03,081
... significat se habere
aditus ad occultas potestates quas...

711
00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:08,504
Nondum notum est..
et neutralis.

712
00:52:08,879 --> 00:52:12,090
Verum est. Sacerdotes semper accipere
te in fine et semper vult.

713
00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:15,177
Sacerdos qui te capiat
me adhuc nasciturum!

714
00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:18,931
- Et qui te baptizavit?
- O fasciculum gratiae, fui dies senex!

715
00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:22,059
— Et sacerdos, qui te accepit?
- Eh?!

716
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,522
Oblivisci. Tarocci est.
Non multum de hoc possumus.

717
00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:30,901
Tarocci, amo te quod odisti
sacerdotes mei similes. Bene tibi.

718
00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:45,040
heus! heus! ecce!

719
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:45,999
Quid?

720
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,836
- Quid est?
- biblia!

721
00:52:51,672 --> 00:52:54,716
- Quid recitas, comes?
- My biblia.

722
00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:57,094
Quid vis fieri sacerdos?

723
00:52:57,928 --> 00:52:59,847
- THOUGHT OF LENIN -

724
00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,098
Oh, cogitabam!

725
00:53:19,616 --> 00:53:20,576
Eh? Da, da.

726
00:53:25,956 --> 00:53:26,456
Eh?

727
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:31,295
- Quid ait? - Non...
Russian non intelligunt.

728
00:53:31,879 --> 00:53:34,715
- Gratias tibi ago.
- Moscoviae!

729
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:39,261
- Tarocci, quid illa?
- Credo nos Moscuam volitare.

730
00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:40,304
Ubi est?

731
00:53:41,138 --> 00:53:42,472
Videam!

732
00:53:42,973 --> 00:53:45,893
Moscoviae,
civitas maxima in mundo.

733
00:53:46,143 --> 00:53:49,021
Novi Eboraci ...
Parisiis et Londinenses acti!

734
00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,156
[Moscuae 7 000 metrorum
infra... ]

735
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,824
[... et obscurata nubibus. ]

736
00:54:00,991 --> 00:54:02,993
[Sed blandit erat sed ipsum. ]

737
00:54:03,577 --> 00:54:06,705
[duobus horis post, tandem expositis
in solo sacro Russico ... ]

738
00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:09,666
[... ad parva aeroportus
prope flumen Don. ]

739
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,712
Grata, Italici socii.

740
00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:16,882
Ego sum Nadia Petrovna,
ex Rostovia Schola INTERPRETATIO.

741
00:54:17,007 --> 00:54:17,925
Quid agis?

742
00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:21,511
Atque hic comes Jeng Ariegov,
de Inturist.

743
00:54:21,762 --> 00:54:24,806
Tecum erimus per totum
tuam moram in Unione Sovietica.

744
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:27,643
dum te excipio;
sodalis noster tibi dabo...

745
00:54:27,768 --> 00:54:30,103
ad tuam cedulam... sede.

746
00:54:34,858 --> 00:54:38,153
Point A: Arrival at aeroportus.
Feci quod bit.

747
00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:41,365
Et nunc transeamus ad punctum B:

748
00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:43,951
Transire ad destinatum per bus ...

749
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:47,120
Socius, non flectis genua
aram, et osculor humum sacrum ?

750
00:54:47,204 --> 00:54:49,665
Volo supellectilem paucis
de eo in ore tuo!

751
00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:16,984
Socii! Tovarisc!

752
00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:19,820
Tovarisc Bottazzi!

753
00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:22,114
- Non, Non me. Ipsum!
- Im Bottazzius.

754
00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:24,741
Socius
praeses kolchoz.

755
00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:36,378
Desine! Risus!

756
00:55:37,754 --> 00:55:40,299
- Quid toto hoc osculo?
- Vetus consuetudo Russica est.

757
00:55:40,591 --> 00:55:42,259
Tunc vellem melius aliquam consuetudinem accipere!

758
00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:46,346
[Exsecutio Point C:
Nocte in deversorio. ]

759
00:55:49,182 --> 00:55:52,185
[Propter omnem motum Peppone
Donec prope diluculum non ederet. ]

760
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:55,898
[Lt., inquietus, somnus, pestilens
per somnia et deliria. ]

761
00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:14,958
Dominus vobiscum.

762
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:21,089
- Salve, socii!
- Uno momento induti sumus!

763
00:56:21,548 --> 00:56:23,926
Mane progressio incipit
in viginti minuta.

764
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:26,094
- Esto ante ianuam.
- Deo gratias.

765
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,221
Gratias tibi.

766
00:56:29,139 --> 00:56:31,808
Beneficia tua custodi apud te;
o te temeraria amentia!

767
00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:34,645
Omnem supellectilem aufer!

768
00:56:35,145 --> 00:56:37,981
Domine dimitte illi timorem eius.

769
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,610
... Etiam maior est quam ignorantia eius!

770
00:56:41,735 --> 00:56:44,988
Shh! tace! Nescis
microphones ubique sunt?

771
00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:49,409
Rudera, comes! Vulgaris mendacium
circumferuntur ab Ecclesia propaganda!

772
00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:55,082
et dimitte mihi
si arma flecto...

773
00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:57,334
... et pone te in capsula hac...

774
00:56:58,001 --> 00:57:00,712
... sed spiritus meus es
nec erat aliter.

775
00:57:00,837 --> 00:57:04,258
... te mecum ferre possem
prope cor meum.

776
00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:06,343
Nadia!

777
00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:09,638
Gratias tibi, commilito!

778
00:57:09,763 --> 00:57:13,141
Nunc, caerimonia gemellaria, sumus
ad novum kolchoz praetorium.

779
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:42,462
- AMPLEXI COMES NOSTRI ITALICI! -

780
00:58:07,237 --> 00:58:09,198
Et nunc
comes praeses...

781
00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:11,658
... permitte me ut te exhiberem
cum modico dono...

782
00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:14,661
comitum Brixiensium ... a.
Aperi.

783
00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:21,210
Nunc, ut signare gemellaria necessitudo
inter Bresk...

784
00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:24,671
— Brixiae.
oppidum tuum et Brescello...

785
00:58:25,005 --> 00:58:28,717
... in nomine Romae matris
populorum atque humanitatis.

786
00:58:31,511 --> 00:58:33,388
Si mihi permiseritis;
comes praeses...

787
00:58:33,513 --> 00:58:36,642
Volo etiam aliquid tibi dare
typicam productorum Italicorum. Aperi hoc!

788
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:43,774
Hic nunc. Haec est nobilis Parma ham
quod procul dubio audisti.

789
00:58:50,781 --> 00:58:53,033
Hoc est vinum Lambrusco.

790
00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:56,370
Hoc vinum est proprium regionis nostrae.

791
00:58:56,703 --> 00:59:00,123
Vinum scintillans, etiam. Suus 'a digestif'
et urinam cient. Etiam rubrum est.

792
00:59:01,124 --> 00:59:04,336
Praeses quaerit comes
Quid in capsa petasum.

793
00:59:04,962 --> 00:59:07,673
Nullam non pulvinar sem, non aliquam felis.

794
00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,508
Hic caseus specialis est.

795
00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:13,095
Caseus est verus Parmesan.

796
00:59:25,148 --> 00:59:25,649
Ivan!

797
00:59:41,164 --> 00:59:42,666
Nadia!

798
00:59:52,843 --> 00:59:54,344
Ex re
extra nostram potestatem...

799
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:56,805
... ceremonia suspenditur
ac novos ordines expectare debemus.

800
01:00:00,017 --> 01:00:03,437
Munera colliges
sequere me in deversorium, quaeso.

801
01:00:06,356 --> 01:00:08,775
Quaeramus quare?
Quid accidit?

802
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,376
Eh? Ah!

803
01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:39,973
Sodalis, ut sciamus
Causa huius...

804
01:00:56,406 --> 01:00:58,534
comes Ariegov
me certiorem fecit tibi ut ...

805
01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:01,662
... cum Point D: Officialis gemellas
ceremonia suspensus est...

806
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,581
... recta movemur
ad Point F: Requiescant in deversorio.

807
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:07,793
Sed quid de E puncto.
Convivium in honore hospitum?

808
01:01:09,586 --> 01:01:11,630
Bene vere erat pars Point D.

809
01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:14,341
... ceremoniae. Si ierat usque ad
sero post meridiem...

810
01:01:14,424 --> 01:01:15,884
... etiam incorporentur
E punctum:

811
01:01:16,009 --> 01:01:17,469
convivio ... .
- Nadia!

812
01:01:17,594 --> 01:01:18,303
Estne clarum?

813
01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:21,431
Absolute!
Non aliquid incorporate!

814
01:01:21,682 --> 01:01:24,226
Audi, dicas quid agatur
in annon? Quid fit?

815
01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:25,727
Bene vale, comes.

816
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,106
Sed cur fortuna?
Quid narras? Nadia!

817
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:31,859
Quid, deversorium relinquere non possumus?

818
01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:35,028
Quidni?

819
01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:36,822
heus!

820
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,116
Captivi hic sumus!

821
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,791
- Tovarisc Scamoggia!
- Id ipsum!

822
01:01:49,626 --> 01:01:51,420
Sed non aliquid feci.
Quid vis?

823
01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:54,214
Im 'diurnarius!
Diurnarius relictus!

824
01:01:54,381 --> 01:01:56,425
Etiam sed justo per.
Noli obtrectare, abi abis!

825
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,802
Quid ad me?
Habeo nihil ad rem!

826
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,637
Im 'diurnarius'.
Im 'iustus eos sequebantur!

827
01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:01,722
Quid agit conprehendens?

828
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:04,850
Non, interrogant eum;
sicut faciunt omnes, uno tempore.

829
01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:06,977
Feliciter cum eo incoeperunt.
Nihil scit.

830
01:02:07,060 --> 01:02:09,479
- Qua?
- Dicam tibi cenaculum in conclavi.

831
01:02:09,563 --> 01:02:10,522
Moveri!

832
01:02:15,986 --> 01:02:18,655
Sed non intelligis?
Sacer- dotem repperimus!

833
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,741
Quomodo aspiciendo faciem meam?

834
01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:23,368
Eo casu multo magis spectat
ut sacerdos, quam ego!

835
01:02:26,747 --> 01:02:30,334
Massa dixisti in hoc camera
levans cum mikrofonu!

836
01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:34,796
Sed tortor ligula,
et quare sic clamas?

837
01:02:35,005 --> 01:02:35,881
- Immo vero.
- Heus!

838
01:02:36,256 --> 01:02:38,926
- Sst, quiete.
— Sodalis. Et nunc quid facimus?

839
01:02:39,009 --> 01:02:39,968
Tace!

840
01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:42,930
tace;
aliter omnes nos audient!

841
01:02:43,013 --> 01:02:46,225
Obsecro, taceamus.

842
01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:52,064
Quid ais?
Non intellego!

843
01:02:52,189 --> 01:02:53,815
Quod alliget eum
et tradas eum...

844
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:55,692
tunc possunt facere
quid cum illo!

845
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,819
- Oh!
- Quid dixisti?

846
01:02:59,029 --> 01:02:59,738
Nihil.

847
01:03:01,281 --> 01:03:01,907
Dolemus.

848
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:10,415
- Oh, no. - Ne sit amet
dicens: stulta sunt!

849
01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:13,919
Simus quiescamus?

850
01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:19,424
Et solum memento quod tu
qui me huc venire persuasit...

851
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,511
Paradisum tuum ... .
Si me excruciant...

852
01:03:23,053 --> 01:03:25,973
Iustus ut confiteor... i.
- Debemus omnia negare.

853
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,476
omni pretio...,
etiam veritas.

854
01:03:31,228 --> 01:03:34,690
Et omnes probationes debemus destruere
antequam exquirunt eum.

855
01:03:34,815 --> 01:03:35,649
Quo argumento?

856
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,903
Orationis chartae, liba sancta;
Biblia sacra Lenin...

857
01:03:40,237 --> 01:03:43,448
omnia vasa insanus
secum duxit!

858
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:46,869
Venite, pueri;
in his debet hat!

859
01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:53,458
Desine! Resiste retro! Scelestos!
Praesent non odio...

860
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:56,253
... tabernaculum est!
Et oleum quoque sanctum continet!

861
01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:00,382
Quid ibi agis?

862
01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:03,218
Oh, tui est? Quia es
non iens ut me viveret.

863
01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:07,431
- Quomodo vales, commilito?
- Shhh!

864
01:04:08,265 --> 01:04:11,018
Quid rogant te?
Quaestiones de nobis?

865
01:04:11,101 --> 01:04:14,438
- Sed quid tam placide loqueris?
- Quia tortor ligula.

866
01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:17,524
... in omnibus cubiculis absconditus.
Quid ergo rogant?

867
01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:21,153
Nihil prorsus!
Modo meam cameras publicarunt!

868
01:04:21,361 --> 01:04:24,698
- Cur camerae tuae tam magnae sunt?
- Nescio!

869
01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:28,327
- Shhh! - Nunc mikes venari.
erue eos aliquid ...

870
01:04:28,452 --> 01:04:30,787
... quia si vaporem non dimittam,
Eo pop iturus! - Shhh!

871
01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:33,665
- Solet se abscondere
relictis imaginibus. - Verum est.

872
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,133
Non curae vestibulum est post
Khrushchev's imago!

873
01:04:44,635 --> 01:04:48,931
- Quis abstulit?
- Non me. — Neque me.

874
01:04:52,935 --> 01:04:54,645
Eo in cubiculum spectare.

875
01:04:56,772 --> 01:04:57,773
Hic ante quis erat.

876
01:05:00,609 --> 01:05:03,612
- Estne? - Non, non est ibi;
sed hinc quoque auferunt.

877
01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:05,364
- In cubiculo meo nimis!
- Et in mea!

878
01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:08,158
Ubi posuistis Khrushchev?

879
01:05:09,868 --> 01:05:11,912
Praesent non est enim,
omnes tulerunt.

880
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:16,083
- Abstulerunt omnes.
- Miror quid?

881
01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,463
Ego rationem exigam!

882
01:05:21,547 --> 01:05:25,467
[Peppone mitescere eos fecit;
indubitatae auctoritatis confidens. ]

883
01:05:25,592 --> 01:05:27,427
Momentum inventionis...

884
01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:30,556
[… iustificati
edilis sta. ]

885
01:05:30,889 --> 01:05:33,350
[et petitio
ad immediatam explicationem. ]

886
01:05:33,433 --> 01:05:35,978
Hoc loco So.
Ego sum facis postulassent ...

887
01:05:36,228 --> 01:05:39,481
... in nomine legationis Italicae,
scire cur imagines...

888
01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:44,611
Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev
ablato. Translate.

889
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:52,744
- Quia opus erat dusting.
- Quid?

890
01:05:56,957 --> 01:05:57,624
Gratias agimus tibi.

891
01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:02,254
[Postridie eius diei acceperunt
commodiorem responsum. ]

892
01:06:02,379 --> 01:06:04,423
[Et invehitur
torrens ineo. ]

893
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:05,382
Mirum est.

894
01:06:10,637 --> 01:06:14,308
- Quam peculiar!
- Miror quid. - Quid narras?

895
01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:17,686
Hoc satis est de re publica disputare
sine ulla rei fundamento.

896
01:06:19,563 --> 01:06:23,483
Nescimus
aliquid de eo vel de eius ideis.

897
01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:27,654
SIC.
Conamur intelligere.

898
01:06:28,739 --> 01:06:31,617
Quod si oculus reflectit animam.

899
01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:39,082
... quod homuncio... - Is certe
annon ille pulchre frigidus?

900
01:06:42,461 --> 01:06:46,340
- Hic truncus glaciei est.
— Si vis mea sententia equa .. .

901
01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,843
Huic homini comparandus est...
Stalin sweetie verum fuit.

902
01:06:51,053 --> 01:06:54,139
Oh, scio de omnibus tuis
equa opiniones, comes Tarocci.

903
01:06:54,223 --> 01:06:58,227
Non solum mea. Cur revocant
sicut res pacificae ...

904
01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:01,104
... caerimonia gemella? Eh?
- Eh!

905
01:07:02,814 --> 01:07:05,192
Quia erat nimium pacificus
ad illud guy!

906
01:07:07,319 --> 01:07:10,739
Anyway, if Khrushchev is out, this
Guido cum Sinensi copias coniunget.

907
01:07:10,822 --> 01:07:14,368
Ferrum et descendet cortinam
iterum, sicut in diebus illis antiquis!

908
01:07:14,451 --> 01:07:16,745
Nunc id nisi
in eo sumus usque ad cervices nostras.

909
01:07:16,828 --> 01:07:18,914
- At, dux, capti sumus.
- Hoc satis est!

910
01:07:18,997 --> 01:07:21,708
Si loquar,
in Siberiam erimus!

911
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,502
Nescio!

912
01:07:23,585 --> 01:07:25,045
Sed, inquam,
Italiae cives sumus.

913
01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:26,922
Consules sunt;
legationes...

914
01:07:27,005 --> 01:07:29,800
Bulla, quod Guido non curat duos hoots
de legatis. Illum vide!

915
01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:32,511
Sed nolo illum intueri!
Nolo illum mihi dare ideas!

916
01:07:32,594 --> 01:07:35,305
O propter Pete!
Quis est ille? Dracula?

917
01:07:35,681 --> 01:07:36,181
Fortasse!

918
01:07:37,349 --> 01:07:40,727
Nunc vide, de hoc grave sit.
Et in specie non est trepidandum.

919
01:07:43,105 --> 01:07:45,732
[In facto omnes factitavit
ordinate, castigate. ]

920
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,653
. .
Parmesan ... ]

921
01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,363
[de Lambrusco et perna. ]

922
01:07:51,947 --> 01:07:55,993
[tum effugere conati sunt. Objective:
Proximus Consulatu Italiae. ]

923
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,289
[Cum in periculo,
unusquisque pro se et Deo pro omnibus. ]

924
01:08:00,372 --> 01:08:02,541
Tace, molliter calcare ...

925
01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:03,750
Aperi... ianuam.
- Hoc clausum est.

926
01:08:03,834 --> 01:08:05,085
- Damn.
- Quiescas...

927
01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:08,672
- Experiamur illic.
- Ibi ubi? — Per culinam.

928
01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:12,009
Dixi vobis ligatum
schedae nostrae simul...

929
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:17,514
Quo fugis?
Socii Italici?

930
01:08:17,598 --> 01:08:18,932
Nunc eget dictum quam.

931
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,851
[ Vir in rota mutaverat ... ]

932
01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:23,937
[... sed, feliciter, agmen adhuc erat
iter in eandem partem. ]

933
01:08:33,405 --> 01:08:34,948
lupa!
ite et lupam adduc!

934
01:08:53,967 --> 01:08:58,555
Oh! Et hic quisque osculatur
invicem! Ignosce quaeso!

935
01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,683
- Bottazzi!
— lupam habe.

936
01:09:01,934 --> 01:09:03,518
- Hic es, hoc tene.
- Da mihi.

937
01:09:04,102 --> 01:09:07,397
Commilito... ad vesperam uniforme;
lets 'satus gemella necessitudo!

938
01:09:17,157 --> 01:09:18,700
Oh, vide quis hic est. Gratias tibi ago!

939
01:09:45,978 --> 01:09:46,562
Nadia!

940
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:58,657
Sed quid mihi, stulte, tradidisti?
Haec vacua est!

941
01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:01,618
- Nunc totum fregeris!
- O nunquam mens, quam formosam partem!

942
01:10:19,928 --> 01:10:21,930
- Nadiuska, audi.
- Ita?

943
01:10:22,181 --> 01:10:25,267
Have vos forte vidistis
cinematographica Americana appellata "Ninoska"?

944
01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:29,855
- Non, cur? - Quia in ea Creta Garbo
est muneris tui similis.

945
01:10:30,022 --> 01:10:34,318
- Etiam? - At illa Parisios misit;
ubi detegit laneas sericas...

946
01:10:34,610 --> 01:10:38,864
... Campaniae .... - Ita?
- Occurrit a nice guy, sicut me...

947
01:10:39,281 --> 01:10:41,742
Demens incidit in amore ...
statuit manere. - Etiam?

948
01:10:42,284 --> 01:10:43,535
Eligit libertatem!

949
01:10:43,952 --> 01:10:48,540
Itane? Turpis amet sonat
capitalismi reactionary propaganda.

950
01:10:48,707 --> 01:10:50,500
Oh, Immo terribilis.

951
01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:11,188
Mi comes, iterum permitte mihi
offerre tibi haec modesta dona.

952
01:11:12,356 --> 01:11:15,651
... ex Italia proletaria socialistarum.
Haec tibi sunt!

953
01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:15,127
- Et quomodo tandem?
- Quid? — Id amet.

954
01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:17,963
— Conjuges, an matrimonia?
- Minime vero!

955
01:12:18,046 --> 01:12:20,591
Huc usque illa non dimittam
ipsa auferri!

956
01:12:20,674 --> 01:12:24,887
Rem habent et
abeunt diversa via.

957
01:12:24,970 --> 01:12:28,307
- Sic habet tristis exitus.
- Immo faustum exitum!

958
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,644
scribunt quia adinvicem;
postcarda et telegrammata mittunt.

959
01:12:33,395 --> 01:12:38,734
Non, non dedi.
Modo constitui non ire ...

960
01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:42,821
Id ... aliud est. - Sed effectus
idem: Ivan de S. S. R. U. Beat...

961
01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:47,868
... Peppone in Italia vitro sexto
secundi amphora.

962
01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:51,622
Non, non, non possum accipere
praecepta eorum: Iustum glug eam...

963
01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:57,336
... in uno haustu, alterum post alterum
sed sic, nulla, tam inhumana est.

964
01:12:57,753 --> 01:13:01,840
Veniat in Italiam! Ibi bibimus
grappam in parvis sorbis, eam non voramus.

965
01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:09,681
Clamor infantes toto orbe
quemadmodum in Italia.

966
01:13:11,225 --> 01:13:15,979
Audi!

967
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:19,900
Ibi.
Sicut domi facimus.

968
01:13:22,736 --> 01:13:23,820
Est consolatio.

969
01:13:34,331 --> 01:13:38,794
fas est dicere, cum expertus sum
quaedam intelligere incipio.

970
01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:41,338
... etiam geminatio tua idea!

971
01:13:42,130 --> 01:13:46,718
- Bene, comes, proficis!
- Imo, iustum est quod sentio...

972
01:13:46,927 --> 01:13:50,764
... quod etiam hic dominus
idem ubique.

973
01:13:51,223 --> 01:13:55,978
- Ita, at hic ejectus est.
Sic... - Fortasse a solo solo...

974
01:13:56,770 --> 01:14:02,776
... sed illi non curo ut tabernus
e domo reliqui. - Bene...

975
01:14:07,656 --> 01:14:10,659
Misericordia, annon?
Dulcis ecclesiola est.

976
01:14:11,493 --> 01:14:14,830
Vandali! In horreum fecerunt.
Homicidis!

977
01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:18,125
- Quid dixisti?
— Vandali! Homicidis! - Shhh!

978
01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:20,586
- Propter Pete gratia in Russia sumus!
— Scio.

979
01:14:21,670 --> 01:14:26,592
Non intelligo. Ecclesia
in Porski apertum est. Hic non est.

980
01:14:26,884 --> 01:14:28,051
Libertas, cultus.

981
01:14:28,343 --> 01:14:32,264
Id, hinc, quisquis
vult ad missam ambulare 18 km!

982
01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:36,018
- Libertas cultus cum aliquantula
risum coactum. — Pia...

983
01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:40,647
- Hem, quid negotist?
— Nihil.

984
01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:48,655
- Tu es vultus habere mori
apud horreum nonne vos estis! - Quis me?

985
01:14:50,782 --> 01:14:52,618
Quid si me capiunt?

986
01:14:57,372 --> 01:15:00,250
Si prehenderint te, id habuisti.
Cum redieris, ne strepitum facis.

987
01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:02,336
... aut aliquid apud te mittam,
Licuit?

988
01:16:16,869 --> 01:16:20,289
Jesus!

989
01:16:21,081 --> 01:16:25,460
Domine, intellego
quod hic loqueris Russian...

990
01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:30,424
... sed non diu hic fui.
Ignosce, quid ais?

991
01:16:30,799 --> 01:16:32,718
Iterum convenimus, Don Camillo.

992
01:16:34,136 --> 01:16:36,305
Sed quam miseranda respublica?
Tu es in, Domine.

993
01:16:36,763 --> 01:16:39,308
Ego peius notum
in ultimo 2, 000 annorum.

994
01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:43,228
Et domum tuam;
Domum tuam pauperem...

995
01:16:44,521 --> 01:16:48,025
Plena est frumenti;
Frumentum autem panis est hominis.

996
01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:50,569
... et ego sum panis ille.
- Ita Domine.

997
01:16:50,819 --> 01:16:54,281
Cum venerit colligere frumentum
coguntur de me cogitare...

998
01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:58,118
... etiam qui
numquam pedem in medio ante ...

999
01:16:58,535 --> 01:17:04,124
... et mecum loquuntur, tametsi taciti;
quia haec est ecclesia silentii.

1000
01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:07,794
Intelligo, Domine. Ignosce mihi.

1001
01:17:26,730 --> 01:17:28,065
Heus, heus!

1002
01:17:39,535 --> 01:17:42,412
[Qui oculi quaererent
pro Don Camillo iterum. ]

1003
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:46,917
[Etiam in summa festivitatum
constituto per comitem Ivan. ]

1004
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:49,628
Tovarisc!

1005
01:17:53,465 --> 01:17:57,344
[Point R: iovis, 2: 00 p. m.
scopo piscandi certamine... ]

1006
01:17:57,511 --> 01:18:00,472
Inter propugnatores Don
et qui procul Pado. ]

1007
01:18:09,398 --> 01:18:10,274
Tovarisc!

1008
01:18:10,941 --> 01:18:12,818
[Team Italicam
bene agebat...

1009
01:18:12,901 --> 01:18:14,695
[... sed certare erat
iniquo... ]

1010
01:18:14,778 --> 01:18:18,866
[... quia unus ex membris eius
non intendit. ]

1011
01:18:21,034 --> 01:18:25,080
Sed Russi corruperunt
male piscari ne nos perdatis?

1012
01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:30,377
Audi, Don Camillo,
Mihi opus est tecum loqui!

1013
01:18:30,794 --> 01:18:33,338
Quem vis loqui?
Socius an sacerdos?

1014
01:18:33,547 --> 01:18:36,550
Involvit me senes domum.
Scis illos puto?

1015
01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:40,470
Miseret eorum quod
habent talem filium delinquentem.

1016
01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:43,182
Reverende...

1017
01:18:43,348 --> 01:18:46,476
scis me habuisse fratrem
qui in Russia occisus est? - Faciam.

1018
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:49,104
Hic in Tanais pugnans mortuus est
in proelio in die Nativitatis...

1019
01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,648
... in 1941. - Ita, perge;
Novi eum. - Exspecta paulisper.

1020
01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:59,990
Cappellanus militum misit eam
ad matrem meam. Et at elit.

1021
01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:02,367
... in primo versu,
sepulcrum fratris mei.

1022
01:19:03,285 --> 01:19:06,997
et mater mea juravit me
Inveniam et candelam ei accendam.

1023
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:09,708
Etiam chartam geographicam habeo.

1024
01:19:11,543 --> 01:19:14,004
Prope est, sed numquam poterit
ut id a meipso...

1025
01:19:14,129 --> 01:19:17,090
... nomina illa intelligere non possum
scribitur in Ostrogothica.

1026
01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:19,843
- Septentrionalis, Auster... - Cur non quaeris?
ad auxilium bulla? Fortasse...

1027
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,429
... ut cognosceret de punctis
ambitus. - Non ego.

1028
01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:25,182
Vide in Terga.

1029
01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:35,192
Fascist! Sed semper dictum
in ala Alpina fuit!

1030
01:19:35,567 --> 01:19:36,652
Prorsus.

1031
01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:40,155
Licuit, eamus!
Vide modo securus, O. K?

1032
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,332
Locus in iure sumus. Illic's
lacus et ibi quercus.

1033
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:52,668
- Sed num rectus?
- Mox nos reperies, illic est...

1034
01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:57,506
... tituli in stipite...
— Whoops. - Quid mali? — retentus sum.

1035
01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:14,314
Hic est, ecce.

1036
01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:23,490
Ibi, comes, ibi
frater tuus sepultus est.

1037
01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:40,716
Requiem aeternam dona ei, Domine.
Lux perpetua luceat ei.

1038
01:20:40,924 --> 01:20:43,969
... Requiescat in pace.
- Amen.

1039
01:21:04,489 --> 01:21:05,741
Hoc matri cape.

1040
01:21:09,494 --> 01:21:11,330
Sed quare hoc faciunt?

1041
01:21:11,788 --> 01:21:14,082
Habent 18, 000, 000 quadratum km
terre.

1042
01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:16,585
Nonne vere eget...

1043
01:21:16,668 --> 01:21:19,004
Hoc paulum..
ad serendum triticum?

1044
01:21:20,297 --> 01:21:23,634
Commilito, gens quae perdiderat XX decies
in bello sollicitari non poterat.

1045
01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:27,012
... circiter 50 vel 100, 000 mortuorum
ab hostibus relictus.

1046
01:21:27,095 --> 01:21:29,348
Sed non possum dicere matri meae.

1047
01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:32,100
Tum non.
De cruce lignea cogitet...

1048
01:21:32,184 --> 01:21:35,562
In photograph.
Dic ei lucernam accendit.

1049
01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:39,316
fratris tui...in tumulo. Et fortasse
si haec spicas serit.

1050
01:21:40,984 --> 01:21:43,529
... erit sicut
vivificantem.

1051
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:15,978
- Illae helicopterae nobis quaerunt!
Descende! - Quis ordo!

1052
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:42,713
Quid dixi tibi?
Venenatis gas nos asperserunt!

1053
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:46,383
Quid rudera!
Nobis foecundata sunt! Age!

1054
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:51,221
- Heus! heus!
- Heus mister!

1055
01:22:51,555 --> 01:22:55,100
- Tovarisc!
- Exspecta paulisper!

1056
01:23:07,654 --> 01:23:12,034
Vidit te benedicentem, scit
tu sacerdos es! Nunc te referet!

1057
01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:15,621
[Quae res suggessit
Brusco rectum erat, sed aliquo modo...

1058
01:23:15,704 --> 01:23:18,415
[ ... Don Camillo non videtur cogitare
res tam gravis erat. ]

1059
01:23:21,919 --> 01:23:23,962
[In deversorio eo vesperi;
omnia quieta. ]

1060
01:23:24,046 --> 01:23:27,883
[ Itali et Russi
parabant festivitates. ]

1061
01:23:30,302 --> 01:23:32,012
Et quid illud sit?

1062
01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:40,687
Tovarisc Tarocci...
Videamus qui misit.

1063
01:23:46,652 --> 01:23:47,486
Non intelligo.

1064
01:23:58,914 --> 01:23:59,706
'Vesperarum...

1065
01:24:01,124 --> 01:24:04,753
- Sit peto ubi fueris
usque nunc? - Imo non potes.

1066
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,880
Secretum parum est;
nec secretum meum est.

1067
01:24:06,964 --> 01:24:10,592
Tuum est, licet. Video aliquem 's'
posting tibi epistolas sub ianua!

1068
01:24:10,676 --> 01:24:13,053
- Quid moliris, amatorie?
- Scire debes.

1069
01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:16,014
... tamen unus eras
quae mihi tam benigna aperuit!

1070
01:24:16,139 --> 01:24:19,601
Usquam, anonymous est
et Latine scriptum est.

1071
01:24:19,977 --> 01:24:22,020
Quod non Russian;
ignoramus, Latinum est.

1072
01:24:22,646 --> 01:24:25,107
— In facultate tua ut sacerdos...
- Age, verte!

1073
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:28,151
[Missa missilis dixit;
Sacerdos aliquis indiget. ]

1074
01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:31,071
[Ite ad domum clam
praesidis kolchoz. ]

1075
01:24:31,154 --> 01:24:34,074
[Vetus matrem suam non vis
sine deo mori. ]

1076
01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:16,909
Ibo igitur.

1077
01:25:16,992 --> 01:25:21,330
Sed insanisti?
Visne omnes nos ire in Siberiam?

1078
01:25:21,413 --> 01:25:24,291
- Iam intellexit
ut sis sacerdos damnatus! - Shhh!

1079
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:27,461
Littera illa esca est ducere
te in laqueum.

1080
01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:31,715
Quid si non sit, non ire?
Nunquam mihi ignosco.

1081
01:25:43,769 --> 01:25:44,978
Bonum, ipsum bonum!

1082
01:26:04,957 --> 01:26:08,627
"Di Provenza", sed saltaverunt
de XX minuta perficiendi!

1083
01:26:08,877 --> 01:26:10,337
Gratias agimus bonitati;
Verdi se in sepulcrum eius convertebat ...

1084
01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:13,090
No nolebat! Scisne
erit in media hora ...

1085
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,424
... et Don Camillo.

1086
01:26:45,247 --> 01:26:46,665
Mi...

1087
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:49,042
... non, non, non,
noli timere.

1088
01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:56,300
I. amice. non fur i.
Intellexistis? Me sacerdos. Jesus.

1089
01:26:58,302 --> 01:26:59,469
Jesum fero.

1090
01:27:15,527 --> 01:27:21,450
- Euge! - Euge!
- Encore! - Encore! - Euge!

1091
01:27:28,207 --> 01:27:32,711
Oh, no. Primum oportet me audire
confessio tua.

1092
01:27:33,629 --> 01:27:37,841
Intellexistis?
Peccata tua confitere. Confiteor...

1093
01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:44,806
Estne hoc diu
quoniam confessus es...

1094
01:27:47,309 --> 01:27:49,186
Sed non intellego te.

1095
01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:53,524
Sed non intellego te.
Non intellego te.

1096
01:27:54,107 --> 01:27:55,692
Fortasse loquitur Anglice!

1097
01:27:56,652 --> 01:27:57,903
Latine loqueris?

1098
01:28:00,614 --> 01:28:04,535
Non possum facere.
Subaudiendum est.

1099
01:28:05,994 --> 01:28:08,247
- Pontifex! Papae!
- Pontifex?

1100
01:28:09,081 --> 01:28:11,333
Da, da, papa.

1101
01:28:19,508 --> 01:28:21,593
Tu ergo sacerdos es? Sacerdos!

1102
01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:25,347
Imo timidus sine visceribus sacerdos!

1103
01:28:25,889 --> 01:28:30,519
Facile est scribere epistolas anonymous
etsi non est? Conatus...

1104
01:28:30,727 --> 01:28:33,981
... pro te, sed non possum.
Nunc vade et vide parochianum tuum!

1105
01:28:34,273 --> 01:28:36,066
Aut ego te illic calcitrabo!

1106
01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:46,243
Perge, officium tuum fac!

1107
01:29:02,426 --> 01:29:05,679
Et vide,
Ego hinc egredior, vigilando.

1108
01:29:41,381 --> 01:29:45,302
- Descende! Velox, eamus!
- Non tam celeriter, quam longe obtinuit?

1109
01:29:45,427 --> 01:29:49,515
- Secundum actum?
— Decimum speculum nequaquam. - Quid?

1110
01:29:49,973 --> 01:29:53,477
Russicus "Traviata" super-fast . est
et ne Ivan domum ire ...

1111
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,481
... Peppone eos in deversorium ademit
ad vodka-bibens competition.

1112
01:29:57,814 --> 01:30:01,276
- Bene ei! Dic ut custodiant
bibendi! — Sed quanto diutius...

1113
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:03,529
... eris cum vetula?
- Bene, ingenue, reprehendere potes...

1114
01:30:03,612 --> 01:30:07,824
clerico anti- qui... filio suo. He
non dimiserunt eam per XX annos confiteri!

1115
01:30:11,245 --> 01:30:17,042
- Age, ascende cum Italia! - Age,
dominus, noli cedere! - Age!

1116
01:30:19,753 --> 01:30:24,758
- In Italiam venite!
- Age! - Aliud speculum!

1117
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:35,435
[Sed infeliciter Ivan non solum
mater quae volebat confiteri...

1118
01:30:35,644 --> 01:30:37,855
[... sed etiam 4 haedos qui erant potius
post susceptionem Sacramentorum. ]

1119
01:30:39,106 --> 01:30:40,440
- Aperiam? -

1120
01:30:43,110 --> 01:30:44,444
- Aperiam? -

1121
01:30:45,195 --> 01:30:48,448
Bibe, bulla! Cogita patriam!
Cogita Siberiam!

1122
01:30:48,532 --> 01:30:50,492
Age! Bibite!

1123
01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:52,452
- Aperiam? -

1124
01:30:52,744 --> 01:30:53,579
Bibite!

1125
01:30:53,662 --> 01:30:55,414
- Aperiam? -

1126
01:30:57,332 --> 01:31:01,211
Altior pugno sinistro tuo!
Suspice! Cavete in uppercut!

1127
01:31:01,295 --> 01:31:05,382
Vides? Quid dixi tibi?

1128
01:31:05,883 --> 01:31:09,928
- Non sum dignus, non sum dignus.
- Domine, inquit, dignus non est.

1129
01:31:10,137 --> 01:31:14,766
Nonne his musculis dignus est?
Sursum corda! Ac maxime...

1130
01:31:14,975 --> 01:31:17,644
... fides, heu!
Fide, nate, atque footwork!

1131
01:31:20,022 --> 01:31:23,901
[Reversus ad deversorium post
missio, Don Camillo intellexit... ]

1132
01:31:24,067 --> 01:31:26,195
[ non solum
qui manserant...

1133
01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:29,031
[... facere
amoris missio. ]

1134
01:31:29,489 --> 01:31:31,700
Nadia? Fac me intro, quaeso.
Noster heri est.

1135
01:31:32,743 --> 01:31:37,164
Mane relinquemus!
Modo paulisper vale dicere.

1136
01:31:38,123 --> 01:31:42,044
Vale modo dicere. Age, illic '
nemo fere. Omnes in lecto sunt.

1137
01:31:45,339 --> 01:31:48,467
Heus comes,
habesne parem?

1138
01:31:49,593 --> 01:31:50,385
Shhh!

1139
01:31:51,428 --> 01:31:55,724
- Abi, tecum.
— Quos mores! Cur abeo?

1140
01:31:55,891 --> 01:31:58,894
Tantum parem poposcit.
Si non unum...

1141
01:31:58,977 --> 01:32:03,190
... tantum habes ut scribis.
- Shhh! Ego te incendam!

1142
01:32:03,565 --> 01:32:07,778
- Modo ut me intromittam!
- OMS? O lepidum munus!

1143
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:13,450
- Nadiuska, aperi ostium.
- Ah! Nunc intellego!

1144
01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:17,079
Instead of gemis, commilito;
geminos potius!

1145
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:24,628
veniam deprecari. Fortasse laedere
animo tuo. Non fuit consilium meum.

1146
01:32:24,753 --> 01:32:28,882
- Imo nihil refert. ibimus?
- Doleo, Scamoggia.

1147
01:32:30,592 --> 01:32:35,138
Nihil refert. Eamus in lectum.
Vale, bonam noctem, Tarocci.

1148
01:32:39,977 --> 01:32:45,858
Scio tamen, quid ad te pertinet?
Puella nec hic nec illic est.

1149
01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:49,319
Quae puella pulchra videtur.

1150
01:32:49,695 --> 01:32:53,198
Si cogitas, bonum est
annon est, ut reverearis eam?

1151
01:32:54,741 --> 01:32:56,869
Id est, tibi gratias ago?

1152
01:32:58,787 --> 01:33:02,708
- Bene ergo gratias, Tarocci.
Vale, bonam noctem. - Bene nocte.

1153
01:33:08,422 --> 01:33:09,965
- Bene nocte.
- Vale!

1154
01:33:12,259 --> 01:33:16,096
- Nocte, Nadiuska.
Cras te videre. - Bene nocte.

1155
01:33:20,184 --> 01:33:22,728
- Bene nocte.
- Bene nocte.

1156
01:33:28,442 --> 01:33:30,485
- Sed quid est?
- Shhh!

1157
01:33:31,361 --> 01:33:34,907
- Vicit rum certamen.
- Oh, oblitus sum omnium rerum!

1158
01:33:41,538 --> 01:33:44,291
Oh, cupit hunc redditum!
Age, da manum.

1159
01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:48,545
Id est, expecta, age!
Verte eum! Diligenter! Tarde!

1160
01:33:53,133 --> 01:33:58,055
Peppone, aspice me, loquere ad me.
Praesent mi! Don... Donizetti!

1161
01:34:03,894 --> 01:34:08,398
- Occumbo mortuo!
- Illic! Me agnovit. Bonum signum!

1162
01:34:11,777 --> 01:34:13,737
Dic mihi, non, non, non ipsum.

1163
01:34:16,782 --> 01:34:17,658
Cetirie.

1164
01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:21,745
- Ita video, quattuor horae sunt.
- Hora!

1165
01:34:22,704 --> 01:34:25,082
- Quater horae, cetirie!
— Da. - Da, da.

1166
01:34:28,460 --> 01:34:31,922
- Et quid hoc? - Praescriptio?
- Imo impressa est forma.

1167
01:34:32,005 --> 01:34:35,217
- Debet esse sanitatis forma
opus est subscriptionis. — Niet, niet.

1168
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:37,719
— Ipsum. - Ipsum?
- Ipsum! - Vis eum subscribere?

1169
01:34:37,803 --> 01:34:41,640
Tu quoque opus est subscriptione
aeger ad mortem certificatorium?

1170
01:34:42,766 --> 01:34:46,144
- Ita est, agite, socii;
trahere eum. - Age, collige!

1171
01:34:46,353 --> 01:34:48,146
Peppone, usque venias!

1172
01:34:50,357 --> 01:34:54,403
Oh, bene est.
Peppone, hic. Inscribe hanc formam. Ecce!

1173
01:34:55,487 --> 01:34:58,615
Sed non scelerisque sapien,
Calamus est, age, tene.

1174
01:34:58,824 --> 01:35:03,078
Calamus est. formam signare debes;
hie sign. Id est.

1175
01:35:03,453 --> 01:35:09,626
Giuseppe Bottazzi.
Bot-taz-zi. Id, simile!

1176
01:35:14,756 --> 01:35:17,926
Quantum ad te tribulatio?
Kopeks?

1177
01:35:18,093 --> 01:35:20,345
- Ah niet!
- Ah, niet te ipsum! - Dasvidanya!

1178
01:35:20,554 --> 01:35:25,350
Dasvidanya. Dasvidanya ad te quoque!
Nunc, omnes ex. Satyricon!

1179
01:35:28,478 --> 01:35:31,231
Orare melius velis Deum tuum
recuperat, aliter.

1180
01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:38,363
— Don Camillo.
- Quid novi?

1181
01:35:38,864 --> 01:35:41,617
da manum tuam.
stricta tenere.

1182
01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:46,705
Don Camillo timeo.
Nolo hic omnes solus manere.

1183
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,958
Nolo mori me ipso;
procul ab domo...

1184
01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:53,378
... in hac terra aliena. — Mitescere.
Et certe, quid vis...

1185
01:35:53,587 --> 01:35:56,673
... hanc terram alienam,
magna Mater tua Russia!

1186
01:35:56,840 --> 01:36:00,052
Imo da mihi verbum tuum
ut quicquid cras fit...

1187
01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:04,348
... et quidquid status sum in, even
si morior, tu me dimittes.

1188
01:36:04,598 --> 01:36:08,352
Hic te relinquere
cum te convenit. Interea...

1189
01:36:08,852 --> 01:36:13,357
- N. - Debes nunc pilulas tuas accipere.
quot fecit? Quatuor horae.

1190
01:36:13,649 --> 01:36:16,693
- Da mihi octo!
- Quid? Non, non debes! Minime!

1191
01:36:20,572 --> 01:36:23,492
Comes Marcus dicit
quod visitatio tua fuit...

1192
01:36:23,575 --> 01:36:25,619
... sicut radius
tuae pulchrae Italiae soles.

1193
01:36:25,744 --> 01:36:28,288
Eius solum poenitet quod
mora tua brevior fuit.

1194
01:36:38,340 --> 01:36:42,970
ecquando te visitare poterimus? Nec.
Libet, sed consilia nulla habemus.

1195
01:36:43,053 --> 01:36:44,513
... ad te visitandum.

1196
01:36:45,889 --> 01:36:47,808
Itaque numquam iterum conveniant.

1197
01:36:51,603 --> 01:36:55,357
Nos certe quod numquam
hoc felix tempus obliviscar...

1198
01:36:55,482 --> 01:37:00,529
... in tuo comitatu. Nec obliviscamur
facies tuas vel voces tuas...

1199
01:37:01,697 --> 01:37:03,574
... et speramus idem tibi.

1200
01:37:04,449 --> 01:37:05,617
Valete, socii.

1201
01:37:13,375 --> 01:37:15,794
Convertere! Annon vides illa flere?

1202
01:37:19,464 --> 01:37:21,967
Age, bulla, ingredere, ascende te.

1203
01:37:44,781 --> 01:37:48,535
En, quid fit?

1204
01:38:08,597 --> 01:38:11,558
- Quis est? Quid agit?
- Libertas cultus condendi!

1205
01:38:15,604 --> 01:38:19,358
- Sed quid fit?
- Nihil, parum tifice.

1206
01:38:19,525 --> 01:38:23,362
... sicut et tu et ego indulgeo
in omni tempore. Eh?

1207
01:38:30,285 --> 01:38:33,664
- COMES IVAN indispositus AND
Non poteris comitari -

1208
01:38:33,747 --> 01:38:37,668
- Nunc vere geminati sumus!
- Immo eamus.

1209
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:52,766
- Heus, guys, vale non diximus
ad Nadia! - Hic ego sum! Vale!

1210
01:38:52,849 --> 01:38:55,060
- Aspice te mox in Italiam! Vale!
- Vale!

1211
01:38:55,143 --> 01:38:56,520
Vale.
Vale.

1212
01:39:12,953 --> 01:39:15,372
Bene stare non est.
Age, ingredi.

1213
01:39:29,011 --> 01:39:30,345
Meum est, est.

1214
01:39:45,235 --> 01:39:47,613
Id utilem, id modo possum
quidam Russian discere. Vtile erit!

1215
01:39:47,988 --> 01:39:51,408
- Niet! - Agite guys,
da mihi sinistram tuam super rubles.

1216
01:39:52,534 --> 01:39:56,413
- Redde mihi rubles tuos. Maneo!
- Quid? - Oh! habeo L habeo.

1217
01:39:56,496 --> 01:39:58,707
- Quid, vere moratur?
- Age, propera, dammit!

1218
01:40:00,417 --> 01:40:04,254
Deo gratias. Sed ut etiam apud te
dies unus! Culpa tua est! Tu...

1219
01:40:04,713 --> 01:40:07,633
... dixit mihi eam revereri! Ego feci, et
nunc laqueum circa collum teneo!

1220
01:40:07,716 --> 01:40:10,552
Bene vale guys. Tutum iter in domum suam
et iterum conveniant spero.

1221
01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:15,516
ecce!

1222
01:40:23,857 --> 01:40:26,527
Sed verum est quod mulieres Russian
bis ut omnibus.

1223
01:40:26,610 --> 01:40:29,571
- Ter, ignoramus!
- Fortasse munus...

1224
01:40:29,655 --> 01:40:32,783
... unum tantum et dimidium temporis.
Sed bonum amoris probatum est.

1225
01:40:32,866 --> 01:40:35,410
- Quid est? - Hic pro bonitate moratur
scit quam diu...

1226
01:40:35,619 --> 01:40:40,290
... in hac terra barbarorum amissa est.
- Ut solet, indignis verbis...

1227
01:40:40,374 --> 01:40:44,211
... verba turpia de reactionary
qui quidem solem esse negaturum.

1228
01:40:44,294 --> 01:40:46,672
Sunt tua sollemnia verba
pronuntiavit...

1229
01:40:46,755 --> 01:40:51,802
... in mortis articulo. Manum tene,
iurare te me relinquere...

1230
01:40:52,386 --> 01:40:55,764
Oh, ebrius sum. Non potes accipere
verba hominis ebrii serio...

1231
01:40:55,847 --> 01:40:59,643
verba illa nihil habent
cum vera sententia.

1232
01:40:59,726 --> 01:41:02,813
- O carissime...
- Tovarisc Bottazzi Giuseppe?

1233
01:41:03,146 --> 01:41:05,440
Etiam id mi.

1234
01:41:11,947 --> 01:41:15,868
- Quid ait? - Sequere eam;
perge, noli obtrectare, i!

1235
01:41:20,455 --> 01:41:22,499
Me paenitet, non intellego;
non intellego...

1236
01:41:28,964 --> 01:41:32,384
Comes Bottazzi, Factio
valde sollicitus de tua valetudine.

1237
01:41:32,467 --> 01:41:36,346
Offerat tibi perfice facilities in
Nulla eget egestas est.

1238
01:41:36,430 --> 01:41:38,807
Non, gratias, valeo;
mihi crede, vere...

1239
01:41:38,891 --> 01:41:42,352
— Non secundum hoc. - Quid?
- Non, haec subscriptio tua. — Haud.

1240
01:41:42,561 --> 01:41:45,522
- Ita, est, est. - Ita.
- Rogavi ut admitteretur...

1241
01:41:45,772 --> 01:41:49,109
... sequere me, quaeso.
- Non, sed nunc valeo.

1242
01:41:49,401 --> 01:41:53,572
Honorem denegare non potes
tibi magna Soviet patria ...

1243
01:41:53,655 --> 01:41:56,617
... an non credis illis, annon?
- Don... Donizetti, vade et...

1244
01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:59,494
Scilicet ego veniam,
Eo cum medicus nunc.

1245
01:42:03,290 --> 01:42:05,250
- Sed ubi sunt eum ducere?
— Nulla opinio.

1246
01:42:07,544 --> 01:42:10,797
Ne cures, comes.
Post omnes, citius aut serius.

1247
01:42:10,881 --> 01:42:13,717
... omnes umes communistarum
huc curandum.

1248
01:42:13,842 --> 01:42:17,888
- Nulla celebris Soviet!
- Immo scio... sed...

1249
01:42:17,971 --> 01:42:20,224
si diu ... capit,
Rubrum crucis certiorem. - Ita.

1250
01:42:20,307 --> 01:42:23,227
- Nationes Unitae, Vat.
- Ita! - Aliquis potes!

1251
01:42:23,310 --> 01:42:24,561
- Nolite ergo solliciti esse!
- Memento! - Volumus!

1252
01:42:24,686 --> 01:42:25,479
- Don Cam...
- Ita!

1253
01:42:27,731 --> 01:42:31,568
Conare aliquid facere pro eo.
Oh, utique non intelliges!

1254
01:42:31,860 --> 01:42:33,237
Facio, Reverende.

1255
01:42:35,155 --> 01:42:38,617
Nostra notitia muneris
optimus est in mundo.

1256
01:42:39,159 --> 01:42:41,828
Scimus qui eras
antequam Italia decederes.

1257
01:42:42,955 --> 01:42:44,998
Sed mysteria nulla habemus;
ab aliquo.

1258
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:50,587
Dic pontificis.
Dic ei non ita mali hic esse.

1259
01:42:51,838 --> 01:42:54,800
Dic ei ut ueniat et uisitet nos.
Habere bonum iter retro!

1260
01:43:06,395 --> 01:43:07,396
[ Don Camillo non visitavit Papam ... ]

1261
01:43:07,563 --> 01:43:10,399
[... sed habebat saltem ire
Episcopum suum videre.

1262
01:43:10,482 --> 01:43:13,735
[… ad conscientiam
de parvo itinere ad Russiam...

1263
01:43:13,819 --> 01:43:17,698
[... dissimulato.
Tenuit differendo...

1264
01:43:17,823 --> 01:43:21,577
[... et in fine cepit duos menses
sibi evellere animos satis. ]

1265
01:43:29,084 --> 01:43:32,129
- Ita, quid novi?
- Haec hodie pervenerunt.

1266
01:43:32,337 --> 01:43:36,758
Prope consummatum est: Ive removerunt
tonsillas et adenoids quoque.

1267
01:43:37,176 --> 01:43:42,306
Sic de hernia hes^;
appendicis, a renibus querimonia...

1268
01:43:42,556 --> 01:43:47,185
Senectus ... falsos dentes habet et no
tonsillas. - Nunc cistam eius invenies!

1269
01:43:47,394 --> 01:43:50,314
Speremus se brainwash
eum cum agant!

1270
01:43:56,695 --> 01:43:58,447
[Confecit animum Camillo Don. ]

1271
01:43:59,114 --> 01:44:03,368
[Confiteretur omnia,
etiam si ad verger. ]

1272
01:44:03,952 --> 01:44:07,789
— Excellentia. - Don Camillus,
quomodo valetudinis tuae ibimus?

1273
01:44:08,498 --> 01:44:10,083
Er... optime...

1274
01:44:12,669 --> 01:44:16,590
- scisne te quaerere
in re praeclara figura? — Oh...

1275
01:44:16,924 --> 01:44:20,969
Unde convalescere venis?
Dic ut eo etiam possim.

1276
01:44:21,136 --> 01:44:25,682
Potius turpis...
It's a rather... strange place.

1277
01:44:25,891 --> 01:44:29,770
- Vides, Excellentia, veni.
- Bene scis, fere est.

1278
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:32,981
... casus telepathiae?
Audientiam postulasti...

1279
01:44:33,190 --> 01:44:37,611
Cum essem fere
ut ad te mittam. Sic...

1280
01:44:38,195 --> 01:44:42,115
Visne primum loqui ...
an ego? - Non, non.

1281
01:44:42,366 --> 01:44:45,661
Tu primus..., Excellentia.
Non propero contra.

1282
01:44:45,953 --> 01:44:51,291
Bene, Curia decrevit
ut organize culturae iter ...

1283
01:44:51,500 --> 01:44:55,420
... pro coetu sacerdotum
qui vere nusquam alibi.

1284
01:44:55,629 --> 01:45:01,718
Necesse est aliquem comitari;
aliquis strenuus et...

1285
01:45:01,969 --> 01:45:07,266
practicus, qui scit quomodo
quae e. Amo te, Don Camillo.

1286
01:45:09,184 --> 01:45:11,436
- Me, Excellentia?
— Etiam.

1287
01:45:11,895 --> 01:45:17,860
- Et hoc iter... quo agitur?
- Quam inepta a me, oblitus sum dicere!

1288
01:45:18,193 --> 01:45:22,364
- America, Civitates Foederatae.
- Non, non, non, dignum non sentio.

1289
01:45:22,614 --> 01:45:26,159
Tantis honoris aut tantae fidei ... .
Non, non, non.

1290
01:45:28,954 --> 01:45:30,581
Osculor, excellentia tua, anulum tuum.

1291
01:45:32,541 --> 01:45:36,628
- Sed Don Camillo, quo vadis?
Nunc loqui tuum est. - Meum aciam?

1292
01:45:36,837 --> 01:45:41,258
- Nonne audientiam requiris?
- Oh! Ita audientiam postulavi...

1293
01:45:41,466 --> 01:45:45,596
... quia volui tibi velle
beatissimum Nativitatis Domini.

1294
01:45:45,762 --> 01:45:49,057
- Sed tantum est October!
- Etiam, scio, est aliquantulus mane...

1295
01:45:49,141 --> 01:45:52,853
... sed quia abeo in Americam
et non sciunt quam diu manso...

1296
01:45:53,020 --> 01:45:56,940
... intelligis quod melius est
Nunc id dico! Honores mei, Excellentia.

1297
01:45:57,024 --> 01:45:59,651
[Episcopus
Scivit Don Camillo ridiculas vias ... ]

1298
01:45:59,735 --> 01:46:00,903
[... et placuit
non altius influere. ]

1299
01:46:03,238 --> 01:46:08,827
- REDI DOLLARS GRAVIS! -

1300
01:46:15,834 --> 01:46:19,254
[Eo die totum oppidum cessit
ut sacerdoti suo vale dicere. ]

1301
01:46:19,630 --> 01:46:23,133
[A bus qui tulerunt sacerdotes
e variis seminariis...

1302
01:46:23,383 --> 01:46:25,844
[... ad colligendum dux venerat. ]

1303
01:46:28,013 --> 01:46:29,806
[Maior tantum non interfuit...

1304
01:46:30,182 --> 01:46:32,392
[... quia Peppone,
praeter omnium exspectationem...

1305
01:46:32,476 --> 01:46:34,686
[Nondum redierat ex Russia. ]

1306
01:46:37,105 --> 01:46:39,483
[ne noti quidem amici eius
ubi erat...

1307
01:46:39,566 --> 01:46:43,195
[... nec non copia postcards
e clinico siccaverat. ]

1308
01:46:44,446 --> 01:46:48,534
[Quod erat levissimum vitium
Don Camillo in illo triumphali die: ]

1309
01:46:49,326 --> 01:46:52,329
[... quod Peppone non erat ibi
explodere ira ... ]

1310
01:46:52,579 --> 01:46:54,831
[… Videns eum in Americam permissurum. ]

1311
01:46:57,376 --> 01:47:02,422
Reverendus Bianchi Alphonsus;
Reverendo Nicotera Giovanni...

1312
01:47:04,925 --> 01:47:08,679
Valdino Evaristo.
Reverendo Facchetti Anselmo...

1313
01:47:09,179 --> 01:47:12,808
... Monsignor Carloni Benedictus.
Coniunge aliis placet.

1314
01:47:15,853 --> 01:47:18,856
- Peppone?
- Minime, Monsignor Carloni Benedetto.

1315
01:47:20,315 --> 01:47:23,360
Sciebam tibi opera dare;
sed hoc non exspectavi!

1316
01:47:23,610 --> 01:47:27,155
Me paenitet venire et non potui videre
cum duo weeks ago ... pervenit

1317
01:47:27,364 --> 01:47:31,743
... sed habeo sortes facere,
haud facile erat.

1318
01:47:31,994 --> 01:47:35,664
Visne documenta mea videre?
Congue "propaganda fide" card...

1319
01:47:35,873 --> 01:47:41,336
... permissu Summi Pontificis
et consensu Curiae.

1320
01:47:41,628 --> 01:47:45,632
Omnia authentica et absolute valida;
ut tui tamen.

1321
01:47:46,133 --> 01:47:49,970
Immo oblitus sum hoc...
Praesent mi biblia.

1322
01:47:54,808 --> 01:47:56,977
- MANIFESTO
COMMUNIS PARTY-

1323
01:47:57,644 --> 01:48:02,399
Ita, at vitalem non habes
res, via blackmailing me...

1324
01:48:02,608 --> 01:48:05,444
... quia uxorem non habeo, ho ho!

1325
01:48:05,652 --> 01:48:08,155
Non, sed episcopum habes!

1326
01:48:08,238 --> 01:48:12,075
Miror quid dicat episcopus
si hanc imaginem photographicam vidit?

1327
01:48:12,826 --> 01:48:15,245
Quid? Quid photogr...

1328
01:48:16,413 --> 01:48:20,083
Oh, discerpere, si lubet.
Quinque plura exemplaria in sinu meo habeo.

1329
01:48:20,584 --> 01:48:24,963
... et 30, 000 domi;
parata vendo gutta...

1330
01:48:25,172 --> 01:48:26,924
... ex aere, sc.

1331
01:48:29,051 --> 01:48:31,762
Itaque beatus es
ut ad Americae?

1332
01:48:33,096 --> 01:48:35,933
Hoc est primum
tu iter per planum?

1333
01:48:37,226 --> 01:48:42,105
Domine, ecce! Sine fauce,
Peppone sacerdotem modo spectat!

1334
01:48:42,898 --> 01:48:48,529
Verum homines non semper sunt
quae videntur. Sed quis scit?

1335
01:48:49,446 --> 01:48:50,697
Quis vero scit?

1336
01:48:54,117 --> 01:48:57,454
... si voluntas Dei est.
- Age, eamus, pueri?

1337
01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,332
Etiam, est, eamus.
quia aliter...

1338
01:49:00,624 --> 01:49:05,838
- Oh! - Bene, Monsignore, ibimus?
An planum deesset vis?

1339
01:49:07,047 --> 01:49:08,465
Minime!

1340
01:49:10,592 --> 01:49:12,845
Vectores e Moscovia venientes...

1341
01:49:12,928 --> 01:49:15,556
... in Alitalia fugam 842.. .

1342
01:49:24,231 --> 01:49:26,149
Aspice istos duos!
Sed...

1343
01:49:29,611 --> 01:49:30,362
Ita.


